Reverend Screwdriver's House of Ill Repute
"Your ticket to the repository of useless crap that is my feeble mind"
What's new:
January 7th, 2000 The whole damn page has been revamped. It had lain dormant for many moons, but I have decided to awaken it and put some real effort into updating and maintaining it. I do this both for personal fulfillment, and to brush up on my HTML skills for my new job. Oh yeah, and also to act as a resource for auto-erotic asphyxiation enthusiasts all over the world, but that will probably come later.
Check out my first web page, and true first love The Malt Liquor Home Page
And if that is the sort of thing that floats your boat, you might also dig my page of Alcoholic Overindulgence
If you are really desperate to kill some time, take a magical journey to the Land
of Links
I update this page with about the same frequency that I change my underwear, which is to say, erratically. Sometimes multiple times in one day, sometimes not for weeks on end. Sometimes based on popular demand and public outcry, but mostly at my own leisure and whims.