so... you are probably wondering why i'm a self-proclaimed cosmic moon biscuit, and the answer is simple my earthling friends, i'm made of green cheese.

as a good friend of mine once said, whilst whistling at blackwood, "if you're not wasted , then the day is."

some of my best jokes are friends.

"80% of success is showing up." -Woody Allen

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