Male PhrasesHe does not have a BEER GUT He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY He is not QUIET He is a CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST He is not STUPID He suffers from MINIMAL CRANIAL DEVELOPMENT He does not get LOST ALL THE TIME He discovers ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS He is not BALDING He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION He is not a CRADLE ROBBER He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL He does not have HIS HEAD UP HIS @$$ He suffers from RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION He is not SHORT He is ANATOMICALLY COMPACT He does not have a RICH DADDY He is a RECIPIENT OF PARENTAL ASSET INFUSION He does not constantly TALK ABOUT CARS He has a VEHICULAR ADDICTION He does not have a HOT BODY He is PHYSICALLY COMBUSTIBLE He is not UNSOPHISTICATED He is SOCIALLY CHALLENGED He does not EAT LIKE A PIC He suffers from REVERSE BULIMIA He is not a BAD DANCER He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN He is not a SEX MACHINE He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED He does not HOG THE BLANKETS He is THERMALLY UNAPPRECIATIVE He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG He has SWINE EMPATHY He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES He has an INTROSPECTIVE PORNOGRAPHIC MOMENT He is not AFRAID OF COMMITMENT He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED
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