Ingredients:
Crust:
1 hard-skinned, but flabby (preferably
pot-bellied) hubby
1 comfortable sofa
1 TV
1 sporting event
Filling:
1 TV remote control
6 pack of beer
1 packet chips (crisps)
1 quart of chip dip, garlic optional
1 family size pizza
1 large serve nachos
1 large Italian hoagie
1 weekend beard
15 years patience
Lifetime of loving care
1 ounce of resignation
Method:
Cram one thick-skinned hubby into a
well-worn, greased and comfortable sofa,
family pet optional. Leave to ferment
(probably will take length of one sport
show), remove from family room, and
bring to kitchen to finish filling. Mix
TV remote control, chip packet, pizza,
hotdog, nachos and cheese sandwich on a
large tray. Add six pack of beer slowly
(to avoid excess gas), bind with a lot
of patience, loving care and
resignation. Be careful to place hubby
and filling carefully back in front of
the TV so as not to disturb the view of
the screen, step aside quickly. Allow
numerous clicks on TV remote control to
football or WWF event. Leave to solidify
indefinitely. If excess gas should
develop, poke bellybutton gently, run
and open windows. Allow to ferment for
another two hours. After fermentation
period is over, *knead* gently. Roll,
flip, smack and burp again. Bake in hot
bedroom for approximately 20 minutes or
until ZZZZ's occur.
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