Female Phrases
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE
POLITICALLY CORRECT
She is not a BABE or a CHICK
She is a BREASTED AMERICAN
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE
She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT
She is not a BAD COOK
She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE
She is not HALF NAKED
She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED
She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY
She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED
She is not CONCEITED
She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST
QUALITIES
She does not want to be MARRIED
She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC
INCARCERATION
She does not GAIN WEIGHT
She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER
She is not TOO SKINNY
She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT
She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE
She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE
SIDE
She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS
She is ATHLETICALLY UNAWARE
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME
She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE
She does not have a KILLER BODY
She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE
She does not GO SHOPPING
She is MALL FLUENT
She is not an AIRHEAD
She is REALITY IMPAIRED
She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY
She gets CHEMICALLY
INCONVENIENCED
She does not get FAT or CHUBBY
She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP
She has reached COSMETIC
SATURATION
She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS
She is GRAVITY RESISTANT
She does not NAG YOU
She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE
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