QUESTION: "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?"
Madeline: "You know, it's not necessarily a bad thing for a chicken to cross the road..."or...
Madeline: "It really wanted that egg."
Michael: "Why can't you just ...let the chicken cross the road, Nikita?"
Petrosian: "The chicken cross-ED the road becoss it wanted to be back on zee winning side, for a change."
Lisa Fanning: "Chickens? Crossing roads? Michael, were you in on this, too?"
David Fanning: "Something's not quite right here, I want you to follow that chicken and see where it goes -- report back."
Carla: "To marry that chicken he was seeing the last 3 months he was seeing me!"
Birkoff: "To be in place at the proper coordinates to triangulate the position of the duck."
Walter: "Cuz it saw the rooster and was hot to trot, sugar."
Nikita: "Why." "Why?" "WHY!?!"
Operations: "Michael, why are we still at this point with that chicken?"!
