MY ADVICE ON LIFE
You can NEVER have everything. Where would you put it all?
Life.........is divided into the horrible and the miserable
My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot.
Any girl can look glamerous. All you have to do is stand there and look stupid.
I NEVER hated a man enough to give back his diamonds
Love is a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species.
I know that there are people out there who do not love thier fellow man. I hate people like that.
Cats are like Baptists. They raise heck but you never can catch them at it.
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him float.
Good judgment comes from exsperience witch comes from poor judgment.
I really don't trust a sane person.
Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
If voting changed anything it would be illegal.
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