Top Ten Food Products Made from the Body of Jesus

10. Jesus Au Gratin 

 9. Savior Soup

 8. King of Kings® Brand Fried Flesh

 7. Fillet O' Christ

 6. Messiah Flambé 

 5. Son of God Sandwich (on hearty wheat toast)

 4. Crock of Shit

 3. The Christ-kebob

 2. Freshly Squeezed Jesus Juice

 1. Spam

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