twice postponed Roundtable XXIII was held at Castle Ren, SNAITF was guest of honor

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LATEST NEWS

Sign the guestbook of eternal peril View Brave Sir Robin Guestbook

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5/15/01 roundtable XXIV will be at castle Zorkon, sat nite May 26th. apt 244d and the code for the walkin gate is 412
Sir Nads will be getting satelite connection June 6th.
practices are cancelled. those that participated will get first shot at scrimmages and matches.

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4/30/01 next roundtable, angie will be knighted Lady Cocksmoker also check msg board at dogpound and our private page for tactics, etc.

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4/25/01 found a cool knight model I would like all BSR to use at our server knight

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4/23/01 BSR welcomes Sir Black Knight, ICQ=87145467. Practices are Monday, Thur. and Sat. at 8pm cdt but be online icq available at 7:45 for chat invite.

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4/19/01 what a glorious day! Thx to zorkon and fasttrack, we now have our own server 216.119.143.120 Perilous Castle Anthrax where I will be hanging out slappin my 3 bitches, you should get yum, catwoman, and angela models to see them.
we also have a new member in the Houston clan, who is still deciding on his name.

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4/16/01 ren spent the night at zorkons, playing on our new server as LPB. all non UT players should hang here (til we get our server), 216.119.143.120

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4/14/01 roundtable XXIII lasted all night, gifts were exchanged between the houston and weatherford clans. ren got busted to rank of maggot for reminding the king that his rulings could be overruled by a clan vote, hehehe. fortunately he remembered nothing of this when he awoke from his drunken stupor in the morning. 2 generals note rens holy grail shirt (a gift from lord sloppy), it was sanctified as legal attire by king conange

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4/1/01 ok, snaitf will be storming castle ren for roundtable XXIII (4/14) and soon after, we will be going to Weatherford some weekend afterward where King Conange will knight those in our Weatherford chapter.
Lord Sloppy has snagged Pilsner to join our quest for the holy ale (with a name like pilsner, he is a natural)
Twat will now be known as Lady Jessica

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2/19/01 sloppy, snaitf & twat have resumed their quest, Lord sloppy is recruiting new members and we will soon be a fighting clan again. upgrade to 1.27, new website in the works

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2/5/01 reaper is back in action with BSR as Sir Black Sheep

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2/3/01 fasttrack and possibly whiteboy will soon infest castle zorkon, a lan party and combined BSR/DKMs roundtable will precede the destruction of said castle

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1/22/01 Fasttrack has made available metro map put in baseq3 folder.
1/13/01 Roundtable XXII was the most perilous in clan history. Tuffy & Josh attended and Guenivere brought her friend Kanga. The opening ceremony was videotaped for the 1st time.
Haven't got Stacys pics yet, but here are rens pics stacys pics
Lady Julie celebrated an unspecified birthday and ren received a lovely addition to his Zippo collection (~400) treasured Zippo

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1/5/01 q2 to q3 maps. put this in baseq3 dir q2toq3.pk3
unzip this to your q3 root dir Q2Q3DM1_8
1/4/01 OK, we have a couple new members...Sir Drizzt icq=102242128, and Sir Thor, icq=103474369
Sir Nads finally has a computer and my brother Sir Relayer got Q3 for xmas, we hope to have his son, Giant Hogweed join us soon. Sir Farley (u81 adm doenitz) has also been active recently. We will challenge U81 to a clan arena match. I have recently been appointed commander of U81 clan arena squad. Make a point of checking fasttracks and U81 for teammates and practice with your clan mates.
here are some models we use, angela

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aeon flux
catwoman
yum
homer

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11/3/00 pics of halloween costume party collage 1, collage 2, 3 ren=chef, farley=army man, stacy=cigarette lady.

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10/31/00 all practices are off til we get a fighting crew together for Q3

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11/21/00 roundtable XXI was pretty packed. snaitf brought down stormi and brad from weatherford. pics available only at BSR private server for now, sorry

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10/15/00 I can no longer check ICQ while quaking since installing win98 & Q3 so we will need to pick some favorite servers where we can form up. If you are practicing against bots using your PC as a server, please note the ip in your "away" msg so clanmates can drop in. Here are
a few for starters
10/15/00 We should be getting our own Q3 server soon. Practices will be same day/time as Q2 practices were, rogerwilco seems to work much better in Q3 than Q2 & practicing will be much easier, one of us can simply create a server & we can practice against bots for now.

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10/14/00 Several BSR gather at Castle RenKing to celebrate Saturday the 14th and accidently start Roundtable XXI a week early. "There was much rejoicing"
10/14/00 QUAKE3 demo of 8 hellacool female models in close quarters (they appear to be fighting over Ren, er, his carcass) just unzip to baseq3/demos folder as yourname.dm3 and run the demo
Many of these models were uploaded to fasttracks ftp to enable them to be supported at zorkons Q3 server

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10/13/00 Some brave knights (and entourage) pound some holy german ale at Octoberfest

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10/9/00 OGL closed wod2000 ladder, only 2 man teams now, forget that. We will prob move into Q3 anyway. get yum,aeon flux, angela models

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10/7/00 some old friends drop by the castle to seek the holy ale!

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10/2/00 time mixup on RIP match, will be rescheduled

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9/30/00 snaitf and friends visit ren & lizard king pics

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9/28/00 ren has the demos from all 3 maps of last sundays match if you want to see them

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9/27/00 BSR challenges RIP to match next monday, 9pm central, BSR check private page to download the maps

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9/24/00 killer rabbit seeks to join us in our quest. added Rank table of our fighting knights
Lost to DKMs fasttracks squad. scores

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9/23/00 roundtable XX, lady stacy working on new BSR shirts RoundTable XX

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9/22/00 sir farley & lady stacy treat conange, ren, lizard to fantastic birthday dinner. rens 48th

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9/21/00 ren installed Q3 (thx to pigkiller for his help)

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9/18/00 Conange, our beloved glorious king has DSL

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9/19/00 challenged DKMs other ogl squad for sunday 24th, 8pm

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9/18/00 great match against DKMs, scores

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9/17/00 pics from strategy session. plan A, meditate, go to our happy place, think pink . Plan B, leer derisively in their general direction, keeping weapons and ale at the ready, practice operating keyboard, mouse with penis ("it's not just for thinking with") leer . if that fails, go to plan C, imagine goldman is sgt. hartman and you have a major malfunction pyle style! still waiting for dkms to confirm match tonight, 6pm central, dm1 & dm8. we will be red, yohko.

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9/15/00 sloppy2nds donated web space for future pics, thx

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9/14/00 we challenged dkms hells revenge

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9/13/00 sir naitf will descend on castle renking this coming weekend to plot strategy (read get faced) for upcoming match against crone muffy and her evil cohorts

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9/12/00 spontaneous roundtable took place at castle zorkon, pics King Conange is not pictured for security reasons.

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9/8/00 ren, farley, stacy & guenivere hit the town pics

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9/3/00 added demo below (1st leg available from ren) put in baseq2/demos and at the console of a quake game type....map bsrusc2.dm2. also get yohko model.(ask ren)

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9/1/00 match with USC, dm1, ask ren for bsrusc1 demo. scores dm4 ask ren for bsrusc2, several bsr awol, we had to fight 2 against 3. we had a forfeit loss, spontaneous party broke out pic2 and there was much rejoicing, expressed by our new mascot monte in the form of pissing all over castle renking. it was agreed by all to be a general improvement to the ambiance of said castle

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8/30/00 sir farley joins bsr team on ogl wod2k ladder

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8/28/00 sir farley gets dsl

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8/27/00 pics from Roundtable XIX part 1 part 2

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8/21/00 lost match to [UF] clan, but it was fun, they are a nice, friendly clan, especially Xitron.

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8/20/00 according to CLQ this last week in wod2000, sir joe ranked 31st, ren 40th and lizard 45th. joe has been experiencing computer problems so his probation will continue

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8/19/00 match with [UF] next monday, 8pm central, 4.19.117.6 (this may be 7, not 6) port 27912 password will be tits dm1 and dm8. all grenades except plague will be available, ogl changed their rules. BSR ranked #4 last week in wod2000

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8/15/00 we have been challenged by [UF] clan, I have their model/skins if you want them.
BSR model and ctf skins are here ctf BSR model

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8/13/00 BSR joins AZA network, will help admin new clan-central wod2000 ladder (and other mods). need referees and reporters, if interested, contact ren for more details
pigkiller has cable, going down his list of people to be killed, he is fully armed and aled. you have been warned.
We have a new grail! grail brought to me at great peril by brave sir nadsofstone (with help from lady julie) NADS

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8/12/00 sir nadsofstone vows to purchase kickass quakin machine in the near future, think he means it this time

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8/11/00 bsr gets our own server (shared with aza) 216.60.254.30:27969 password everyone, [AZA] Haste knighted honorary BSR pic

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8/10/00 lost to aza on ogl dm1 dm8

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8/5/00 lizard king joins bsr on ogl ladder, bsr challenges aza clan for thur 9:15 match AZA page

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8/4/00 nads and julie return from european invasion. there was much rejoicing

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8/2/00 lost to r.i.p. wod squad, pyro and ceptic resign, sloppy promoted to co captain

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our prime hangin out spots....W2K match 216.60.254.30:27969 password everyone, Fasttracks WOD server 216.161.203.10:27910 also Wod 2000 216.161.203.009:27910 and wod2000 team 216.161.203.009:27911

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pics from roundtable VII

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many more to come, this is just the first few.

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BSR OFFICES

• King : Conange/Arthur
• wod2000
  
• General : Sir Ren(conducts matches)
• Secretary : Sir Ren (conducts votes)
• Matchpimp : Sir Ren genesisj@pdq.net or icq 16117493
• Drill Instructor : Sir NAITF (conducts practice)
• Recruiter
• sergeant at arms : Sir Nads(roundtable security)
• Webmaster : Sir Ren

Lord of Weatherford : Sir Not Appearing in this Film

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In the Court of Brave Sir Robin

BSR name	QUESTS	AGE	SYSTEM	PHOTO
Sir Pigkiller	10	47	x	pk
Sir Ren	10	48	p3-550/128/144	1 2 3
Sir Black Sheep	0	?	hellcat/pyros	Black Sheep
Sir Sloppy Seconds	0	23	x	1 2
King Conange	2	37	?	Our King
Sir NAITF	5	24	p3-500/256/128k isdn	SNAITF
Guinevere	0	23	.	1
Sir Nadsofstone	0	31	x	nads
Lady Julie	0	26	?	julie
Lady Stacy	0	24	nonquaker	na
Sir Lizard King	5	21	200/48/56	LK
Sir Farley	x	31	?	farley
KRabbit	0	23	x	KR
Sir Juiced	0	2x	?	JUICED
Lady Jessica	0	23	.	jessica
Squire Wayno	0	4x	?	WAYNO
Squire Guiseppe	0	4x	.	.

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to join, you must

• live in houston *
• love the holy grail/python
• use roger wilco
• be able to attend monthly roundtables
• seek the holy ale!
• be voted in by the clan
• contact Sir Ren to join our quest

* = negotiable

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NOTE we are temporarily recruiting new members, if you seek the holy grail, contact ren asap

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challenge? Mainly OGL wod2000 open ladder, no reg WOD Sir Rens email=genesisj@pdq.net(do not email mikebarta)

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various player profiles

Sir Pigkiller

"Don't just do something. Stand there!"


Lizard King logo

"You're goin down soldier-boy..... DOH!"

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..And he put his boots on..

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Sir Sloppy Seconds ..And he took a mask from the ancient gallery..

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Stone Rhino (creator of grail Q2 sounds) photo "Frag em..bag em..tag em"

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..And he walked on down the hall.

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BSR in action Conange

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..And he came to a room where his brother was..

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Ren,,,
"Less talkin', more bleedin' !" (copyright on all habitable planets within 42 light years, 1997)
"You have the right to remain unconscious" "Death to all whiners!"

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. And he paid a visit to his sister..

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Lady Stacy

"My ass is cute!"

Sir NadsofStone

"Woof! Woof!"

Guinevere
"I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?!" "Let me go back in and face the peril!"

Sir Not Appearing In This Film
" there is no human problem that cannot be solved with an appropriate charge of high explosives"
"Feel the fiery wrath of my rail up your arse"

K(iller) Rabbit

"Run away! Run away!!"

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..no one here gets out alive..

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ekki ekki ekki ekki ftang zoom-boing mumble mumble

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Logo for shirt designed by Stone Rhino

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nudes something more pleasing to the eye. ask ren for anatomically correct "nudeck3"

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in war we're tough and able, quite indefatigable. between our quests we fondle breasts and ravage young maid mabel.

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thats, uh,thats enough singing for now, lads.

Brave Sir Robin clan salutes .....
Honourable Knights:
[AZA] Haste for his offer of a shared server
[WOD] Harley for his help and server time
fasttrack[DKs] ( www.fasttrack.sacone.com)for hosting WOD servers
Gator & Mr. Peanut [DKMs] for hurting & killing the one they love.
[LOF] Hocus & clan for providing a haven for the punk weary
Zul & the [ASK] clan, fellow grail seekers with a sense of humor
Muffy & Goldman[DKMs] for beating humility into me at all hours of the night
Pink for being Pink (I am not intimidated by beautiful women, but I'd like to be)
SubZero & [WOD] clan for offering a w2k ogl practice server & advice on ctf skin problems
STONE RHINO, CNA, our technical adviser & creator of our official clan shirts (need more, bro)
DocZorkon[DKMs} for access to his w2k server

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Whiners: fullauto-[GoW] curses and whines about [BSR]
howardstern pretends to be suicidal (do the world a favor, eh?)

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We are not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways..

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Links

Conanges BLUE NOTE SYSTEMS
Config help from Sir Ren
BSR round table championship: the ancient rules