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"Industrial music: Recreate by sellotaping two jamjars full of bees to
the sides of your head, then kick a dustbin full of hammers down the stairs."

    \o/      \o        \o/        o/         o           o
     |  ->    |\  ->    |    ->   \    ->    \\    ->    X
   _/_\     _/ \_      /_\_     _/ \_       /_\_       _/ \_

                                                - L. Sheldahl


 acceptable and fully sanctioned industrial dance moves are:

.o     _o   ,o     _o     o,    o
`(,   ',(   `|\   ',(    /0'   /(     o^
 4'    < \  / >    < \   / >   < \   '< \

 "you can also mosh to recon and aggro stuffs
 "grab the cyber bat" hand motions during electro goth stuffs
 pogo mosh during coldwave stuffs
 or do the "stationary driving the motorcycle" thing like the krauts do."  

 www.industrialschoolofdance.com - Wayn R


"well,it is really a "hush hush" kind of topic..but most industrialist  
elitists are incontinent due to excessive sitting due to 
rmi,computer,online porn and burning CDRs all day and night.The 
music Mailorder outfit Insolation Tank will soon be addressing this 
problem by offering the following product.  

           Looking for more absorbancy?

     The Industrial Strength EuroPad has a 53.3 Oz. absorbing
     capacity and lasts 6-8 hours.So just throw it on before you go to
     the weekly industrial dance night and stomp away in style!

     The inside waterproof leg cuffs provide an
     unprecedented leakage and odor control.Let's leave those offensive
     odor duties to the Gothics and thier clove cigarettes.
     The concentration of 3 more layers at the
     urination area provide a dry sensation and
     allow time of use of 6-8hr.

     The wetness indicator LED lets you know when
     the pad needs to be changend. The Elektro
     EuroPads' features are the solution to the
     average incontinence of any elektro head!

     This product comes in a case of 80 pads.


                              Price: $54.60 (import item)

     style 0034 comes with Zoth Ommog label logo in black
     style 0035 comes with :W: logo in Red


No need to be ashamed of your recent spats of "uncontrolled
leakages".Now you can unabashedly listen to your esoteric and high
priced import releases in complete confidence and not have to worry
about missing that synth riff or really cool ass sample.

                           Coming Soon!
                  MediPrime and ETD Records presents:
       Fun With Diapers- ltd vinyl adult diaper edition ( 500 pcs)

                    www.mediprime.com/VAC/fwd.html
    WR


np vac 'fun with drugs'"  - Wayn R







Disease Factory gave us these words in rec.music.industrial:




"Shit. you would probabally be the first one bitching if you lived in a 
socialistic system. Ohhh, were is my running hot water. You mean i 
have to stand in line for 3 days for toilet paper? What? You mean i 
have to shower with other people? Privacy, whats that? TELEPHONE?  



Save us the :you are a slave and are exploited and have it so hard 
speech. Obviously you read one to many anarchist or communist news 
rags. At least we get to see cool movies, travel, and read and say 
what we want without big brother coming and locking us away. Yeah yeah 
sure some of the ruling class sucks, but at least they let us have 
luxuries ya know. I demand that you know bend over backwards and 
WORSHIP CAPITALISM. BECAUSE MY GREAT GRANDFATHER OWNED PEPSI. AND HE 
BAILS ME OUT OF JAIL EVERYTIME I GET CAUGHT FUCKING A SHEEP. NOT TO 
MENTION CUTTING MY FORELIMBS IN KNIFE STORES. PLEASE TIE ME UP AND 
FORCE MEAT BI PRODUCE DOWN MY THROAT AND MAKE ME VOMIT TILL EVERYTIME 
I THINK OF YOU I GET SICK AND REACH FOR MY GUN TO PUT MYSELF OUT OF MY 
MYSERY FOR EVEN THINKING OF YOUR FACE/NAME. BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T STOP 
ME SOON I WILL PISS AND SHIT ALL OVER MY MONITOR AND YELL OBSCENITIES 
UNTILL THEY LOCK ME AWAY FOR GOOD. I HAVE SMALL PENIS AND NO ONE WILL 
FUCK ME. I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD PLEASE SHOW ME HOW TO GET LAID 
AND THINGS. MY MOTHER ABANDONED ME WHEN I WAS 3, I GREW UP BEING 
MOLESTED BY POLITITIONS AND CHURCH GOERS! I HAD A 3RD ARM SURGICALLY 
ATTACHED TO MY SIDE SO I COULD HAVE ONE HAND MASTURBATING ALL THE 
TIME. EVEN DOCTORS WILL NOT GIVE ME CHECK UPS BECAUSE OF THE MAGGOTS 
THAT GROW IN MY FOUL MOUTH. I TRIED TO DOWNLOAD AN MPEG OF TRACI LORDS 
SO I COULD JERK IT, BUT MY COCK FELL OFF IN MY HANDS BECAUSE OF MY 
HORRID CASE OF LEAPROCY! PLEASE STOP LICKING THE INSIDE OF MY BOWELS, 
BECAUSE YOU MAKE ME HAVE AN ERRECTION EVERYTIME IT HAPPENS. PLEASE 
BLOW MY FATHERS HEAD OFF AND TAKE THE BITS MICROWAVE IT AND FEED IT TO 
SOME STREET DOGS. I AM NOT WORTHY TO POST ON THE SAME NEWS GROUP AS 
YOU ARE. SHUN THE LIFE THAT CONSUMES MY BODY AND SUCK MY MELTING PUSS 
THROUGH A STRAW. DOES IT MAKE YOU HAPPY TO KNOW THAT I AM THE MOST 
MALFORMED RETARDED DO NOTHING TALENTLESS GIMP TO EVER WALK ON THE FACE 
OF THE EARTH. I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT TIME AND SPACE ARE JUST PART OF MY 
RECTUM AND EVERYTIME I FART IT SMELLS LIKE YOUR HOUSE. I BET MONSTERS 
FROM DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS COULD NEVER PRY THE SOAR LUMPS OF CUT OFF 
BABY DOG GENITALS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AFTER YOU GET DONE KISSING THE 
LEFT WINGS ASS. AND IN THE VERY MIDDLE OF YOUR HEAD, LIES A TINY PEICE 
OF METAL THAT RADIATED THE REST OF YOUR BRAIN INTO MUD. HOW BOUT YOU 
MAKE YOUR WEB PAGE ACTUALLY WORK. HOW ABOUT YOU JUST IGNORE THE BAD 
BREATH I HAVE AND STICK LIT INSCENES IN MY MOUTH. SO EVERYTIME I THINK 
OF HIPPIES I WILL BE REMINDED OF THE TOOTHLESS HEAP OF FEICIES THAT 
YOU ARE. I AM ON YOUR LEVEL MAN, I HAVE SUFFERED AND HAVE EVERY GOD 
GIVING RIGHT TO POST THESE THIGNS TO YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR GRANDMOTHER 
AND BEG AND PLEAD FOR THEM TO TAKE ME INTO THEIR ARMS AND HOLD MY 
PATHETIC SHRIVVELED UP BODY AND HAVE THEM READ ME BEDTIME STORIES.  
BETTER YET, I SHIT IN A BAG AND SENT IT TO YOUR FATHER AND HE LOVED 
EATING IT. JUST SHOOT IT AND PUT IT OUT OF IT'S MISERY!  

YOU ARE SO HARD CORE THAT I AM JEALOUS!  



CAN I BE LIKE YOU?  



DOMINATION, DID YOU SAY DOMINATION? SPANK ME DADDY.  



I THINK I WILL TAKE A XANAX AND WATCH BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD NOW.  



BUT I WILL CONTINUE TO BE COOL LIKE YOU. BECAUSE MICHY, I WORSHIP THE 
SLIME THAT YOUR BODY LEAKS. AND TRUST ME SOME DAY, I WILL HAVE YOU, WE 
WILL GET MARRIED AND I WILL MAKE YOU TAKE BACK ALL THOSE AWEFUL THINGS 
YOU SAID, AND IWILL SAY SORRY AGAIN FOR THE 10 THOUSANDTH TIME."  









Eye wrote:  



This might help you. This is from the The American 
Heritage® Dictionary.  



Usenet (yooz-nèt) noun



1. A large network of public world wide bulletin 
boards primarily set up as a dumping ground for 
bitter romantic experiences, bitter definitions 
of Love, God or genitals, whimsical musing about 
how Tom Shear would look nude and stupid polls.



2. An electrical fabric (i.e., network), especially designed for jokes about 
fecal matter, pyramid schemes, endless cascading threads that begin when one 
participant uses the word "fuckhead", heated opinioned, illogical, highly 
emotional, childish recriminations and ad hominem rants that usually balance on 
slander, pandering or pimping.  



3. A great place to pick up chicks or dudes posing like 15 year old chicks (See 
AOL Chat rooms).



4. A meshed network of teabagging and bacon references.  



Excerpted from The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Third 
Edition  © 1996 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Electronic version licensed from 
INSO Corporation; further reproduction and distribution in accordance with the 
Copyright Law of the United States. All rights reserved.  





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