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                       [Medical Catastrophe]


               __
              / /\
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        / / \  \|
       / /\ ^ /
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          | 500              F L O N K                 500 |
          |                     /\                         |
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          |                   /____\                       |
          | I N   G O D D    /      \   W E E   T R U S T  |
          |                 /        \                     |
          |                /          \                    |
          |               /____________\                   |
          | 500            D O L L A R S               500 |
          +------------------------------------------------+

                        [Medical Catastrophe]


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           |\__/,|   (`\   M E D I C A L   C A T A S T R O P H E
  meow.  _.|o o  |_   ) )   The 26th Smeeter    Vote for Stepp!
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Teletubbies are The Man.

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 MEDIC! - Medicine Man

  O          O
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 He's fibrillating! Crash cart, stat! - fa13
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 | ____________         |
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 ||_      /\   |  O === |
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 |______________________|

 Uh oh. - Medicine Man

  ______________________
 | ____________         |
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 ||_           |  O === |
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 ||            |        |
 ||____________|  ||||| |
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      /    |    \
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"I'm in a tunnel....it's all dark, but there's a shining
light at the end..... I can see someone....who is it?"

"Why, it's Jesus!" - Medicine Man



           |
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      \____|____/   
      /         \
   __/           \___
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     \           /
      \_________/
      /    |    \
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 NOT FANTASY ISLAND! I WASN"T THAT BAD!
 
 AAAAAAAAAA!" - Mr. 13 

 -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -

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    \           /      ___________
     \____|____/    __/           \
     / (   ) \ -=~__  POLTROON!  )
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Holy mother of God, it's PALMJOB!!! - Medicine Man (Smeeter # 25)  



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| _|| |_| | (__| ' <| __ | _| / _ \| |) |    [Medical Catastrophe]
|_|  \___/ \___|_|\_|_||_|___/_/ \_|___/ 

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( ___)(  )(  )/ __)( )/ )( )_( )( ___)  /__\  (  _ \  
)__)  )(__)(( (__  )  (  ) _ (  )__)  /(__)\  )(_) )  [Pope Prince of Lies I]
__)  (______)\___)(_)\_)(_) (_)(____)(__)(__)(____/


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                                                    [Medical Catastrophe]


_________     ________________    _____ _____________________
\_   ___ \   /  _  \__    ___/   /  _  \\______   \__    ___/
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                                  [flaaggATnotDOTvalidDOTnet]


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                                                [Feast on the Yeast]


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                             [Medical Catastrophe]
            ____    ______   ____
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              \ \____/ /\_____\\ \_\
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              !!!
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        bounce  |   | |   |    [Medical Catastrophe]
         bounce |   | |   |
    ____________|___|_|___|_____________


          WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!1!  - Per 
         BARNEY DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2!  - The 2-Belo
       PER IS TOO BUSY RUNNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!3!  - Per
     SEE PER RUN!!!!!! RUN, PER, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!4!  - Medical Catastrophe
   SEE PER RUN OVER MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!!!!5!  - Per
  SEE PER. SEE DICK. SEE JANE. SEE PER DICK JANE!!!!!6!  - Blitz, the Cat
SEE JANE PURR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!7!  - Medical Catastrophe


                            ^   ^
          tiddlespossum      @ @      possuma de tiddlos
                              o


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