Yes folks, this isn't any cheap x-rated movie....
 These assorted sluts, fags, dykes, and pimps know no bounds....
 Come on in folks because its about ready to begin....
 You got about three minutes left to catch the puke eater....
 See an addicted heroin addict going through....
 And now ladies and gentlemen you are gonna see....
 Mr Fag Man?? Whats that suppose to mean?

 And I Connie also love you....
 We own a few pornography shops plus....
 You shouldn't mind staying in here....
 Hello? I'd like to report a lewd....
 We need information as to how they live....

 How about a few more quikie shots....
 We were backstage, Dawn was....
 She ran onstage to begin her so-called act....
 Ladies and gentlemen I would like to introduce....
 We are always curious as to what....
 We rarely eat any form of noodle....
 You see we are a private salon....
 We've been on the stuff for months....