Armageddon

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So far the biggest and best blockbuster action film of the Summer has been Armageddon. From the same people that brought you the Rock, this grand film has incredible special effects, a great cast, and a very cool story. Bruce Willis, Ben Afflick, Steve Busciemi and others play these oil driller guys who have to save the planet by blowing up a giant asteroid. Sounds kindoff cheesy, but its really pretty cool. I won't say much else. Most of you probably think my reviews are to short and that they suck. Well you know what? Your right.....ha ha ...haha ha....ha hhah har ho hee hee hee hoo haa ha ha ha ha ha ha heh he he he he hhehhehhehehheh..............heh heh heh....oh yeah, and Liv Tyler is in it, and shes fine..........and lots of buildings and people get blown up from asteroid shrapnel........and somebody major dies.......heh heh.....guess......guess!! GUESS!!!!!!! HAR HAR HAR HAR.....LIV TYLER IS REALLY FINE.......Not as fine as Mira Sorviono, or Mila Jovavich, or Claire Danes, but still a deffinate hottie....da da da da da, and that chick on Mallrats, and Chasing Amy, shes really hot to.....da da da...why haven't I reviewed those movies?....da .da .da da ....why haven't I started my next review....da da da ......why oh why oh why, must every movie review say goodbye I wanted it... to never split, And yet it did, Oh my!!!

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