Alright, I want documentation!
Prove that you know the proper way
To pronounce the Portuguese o!
Prove that the Anglo-Saxon tongue
Was whelped by the hounds of Tír na nÓg!

Show me the evidence, brother
That your brains bolied out of your ears
At the stake for your Irish tongue!
That you once had Slavic ancestry
'Til you fell through the Pennsylvania sky!

Ah! Now I see you getting mad!

© 2001 Bruce V. Bracken