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Gerald Clement St.Germaine

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Welcome! You're the
th
Night Bird to fly in and roost on The Night Owl's Perch
since I got my own computer on December 25,1998

Last updated: October 6,2001 2:30 AM MDT


A RATHER
OF TOPICS



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NOW YOU CAN VIEW MY WEBSITE
IN EIGHT DIFFERENT DIALECTS!


Red Neck / Jive / Cockney/ Elmer Fudd / Swedish Chef / Moron / Pig Latin / Hacker /


Be sure to sign my guestbook!
Just keep scrolling down until you
come to my Index Of Webpages.






WHERE IS OSAMA?
Wouldn't you like to know!





ARE YOU HUNGRY??? THEN EAT THIS!!!













REMEMBER! Feel free to copy this to your website!





I AM PRO ISRAEL!

IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THEN GET YOUR
LITTLE TUKUS OUT OF HERE, YOU SCHMUCK!




CLICK HERE TO REPORT TERRORIST ACTIVITY!
LET'S GET THEM BASTARDS!



The Night Owl cordually invites you to check out some really cool websites
that will challenges your most charished beliefs concerning the history
of human race, and highly advanced ancient civilizations.




To enter the realm of Forbidden Archeology, Anomalous Skeletons
in the Archeological Closet, then click on the skull on the left.
Else, if you don't have the guts to enter this realm, then click
on the skull on the right, to go to an alternitive website.

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WARNING!

The Night Owl's website is devoted to intellectual and academic freedom, liberal philosophy, left-wing radicalism, political freedom, democratic socialism, anti-Fascism, and to discussing a [ B R O A D S P E C T R U M ] of topics, and generally speaking, just plane pissing off all the religious funny-mentalists right-wing wackozoids! If you happen to fall into any one of these catagories, then I suggest that you go to another website! Perhapse you should go to one of those pathetic, suckie little websites which are sponsered by the likes of Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, Jimmy Swagart, Rush Limbaugh and Michael Reagan etc. etc. or any one of those daytime diaper-butts! . . . . . . . . . .

REMEMBER,YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Otherwise, for those who are not afraid to venture out into the dark,
The Night Owl's realm I bid you welcome! Come forth and learn
the secrets of the night!

As for all you ultra-conservative right-wing religious
fascist funny-mentalists . . . . . .

SCRAM! BEAT IT! TAKE A HIKE! GET OUT OF TOWN!
THERE'S A TRAIN LEAVING TONIGHT! BE UNDER IT!
GOOD BYE! SO LONG! ADIOS!

If you wish to go to an alternitive website that is more to your
liking, just click on the door and it will take you to my next
page. Wait five seconds, and you will automatically be sent to a
randomly selected website, that you might find less offensive!
There's the exit!
EXIT

Go now! And please don't let the door hit you
in the butt on the way out!


SOMEONE OUT THERE HATES MY GUTS!



Well, actually, I don't know if my website is really BANNED by The 700 Club! I just designed this really neat graphic to display on my website because I happen to think it looks really cool!






Well! That is quite alright with me, because
the feeling is mutual!







Welcome To My Trinity Of
The Three Web Sites In One!


The Night Owl's perch has now become a three-in-one website!

THE NIGHT OWL'S INDEX OF WEB PAGES


ELECTRO-MAGNETIC MOBIUS BAND! I'm not talking about a new punk rock group! NEW!

THE NIGHT OWL'S FAVORITE RADIO PROGRAMS NEW!

ORDER THIS SPECIAL CATALOG OF TIME TRAVEL PRODUCTS! I'M NOT KIDDING!

FREE WEB PAGE STUFF TO BUILD YOUR OWN WEBSITE!

ALL KINDS OF SCIENTIFIC INSTUTIONS ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB

UFO's _ Special Poem "Fire In The Night!"

MY SPECIAL GUESTBOOK FOR UFO ALIENS ONLY!

M.I.B. Men In Black _ Intimidation of UFO witnesses! They come to beat the crap out of you!

ASTRONOMY _ The Solar system

FORENSIC ASTRONOMY _ Tracking asteroids, a possible threat to life on Earth!

Why We Need A NEW Civilian Space Program! Like Right NOW!

POLITICS _ Right Wing Wackos! Danger Aproaches From The Starboard Side!

POLITICS _ SMOKERS RIGHTS! Put This In Your Pipe And Smoke It!

THE NEW INQUISITION? The End Of Democracy? A New Theocracy?

Pat Robertson Of The 700 Club Says, "KILL all UFO believers!"

AMUSING SONG _ The Ballad Of Pat Robertson

RELIGION _ Was Jesus Christ The First Socialist?

POLITICS _ Right Wing Attack Against President William Jefferson Clinton!

POLITICS _ CLINTON NOT GUILTY! The Silverstone President!

THE TRUTH ABOUT MONICA LEWINSKY'S DRESS!

The Night Owl's Mail Bag

The Night Owl's Joke Book




The Night Owl's New Guestbook




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My 2ed. website is of course, MY PAGES ON SOCIALISM which has sort of branched off from my main website! Check out my Socialist pages -- a glimmer of intelligence from the dark abyss of El Paso, Texas. The home of librarians fit to be guards at concentration camps and land lords who bleed their tenants dry. Ah, it's great to live here!


On to my 3rd. website. . . . . . . . . .


The Nerds & Geeks Emporium

[ ENTER ]

NO JOCKS ALLOWED! BEAT IT!




WATCH THE SUN!

;The Majestic Research Solar X-ray Activity Monitor

Solar X-rays:

Geomagnetic Field:
Status
Status
 
From maj.com


Hey boys and girls! Add this really neat
X-ray Flare Activity Monitor To Your Website!
We are due for a lot of sunspot and solar flare activity over
next few years. Some are saying, the worse it has ever been
since we've been monitoring such activity!

[ NORMAL ] Sun is quite. No flare activity.


[ ACTIVE ] X-ray flux=1.00e-6 W/m^2


[ M CLASS FLARE ] X-ray flux=1.00e-5 W/m^2


[ X CLASS FLARE ] X-ray flux=1.00e-4 W/m^2


[ MEGA FLARE ] x-ray flux=1.00e-3 W/m^2
Means an unprecedented X-ray event has occured!


About the Geomagnetic Field status monitor

The Geomagnetic Field status monitor downloads data periodically from the NOAA Space Environment Center FTP server. The previous 24 hours of 3 hour Planetary Kp Index data is analyzed and an appropriate level of activity for the past 24 hours is assigned as follows:


[ QUIET ]
the Geomagnetic Field is quiet ( Kp = 0 - 3 )

[ ACTIVE ]
the Geomagnetic Field has been unsettled ( Kp = 4 )

[ STORM ]
A Geomagnetic Storm has occurred ( Kp > 4 )







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