Real Name: Billy Robert Strawser

DOB: 1978, if ya knew anything else I would have to shoot ya (I'm Scorpio and a horse, if you're into that stuff)

Gender: Male

Home: Bryan, Texas

Occupation: Ex-student considering masochistic route to becoming student once more and stand up philosopher. I also have this gig at the Princeton Review.

Interests/Hobbies: writing, reading, outdoors stuff, helping people

Pets: Golden Retriever, Bailey, ten years old

Religion: Agnostic and searching for something that will suit me better than the "ice cream assassin"

Favorite Music: Techo, Alternative, Hip hop, Rock, Belle and Sebastian, Tori Amos, Radiohead, Sarah McLachlan, Bjork, Stereo lab.... everything really country excluded

Favorite Authors: Oscar Wilde, Jane Austen, Robert Jordan, John Gardner, Tim Robbins, Sylvia Plath, Tom Stoppard

Favorite Books: Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas, Wheel of Time Series, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, The Bell Jar

Favorite Movies: Many! Gladiator, LA Confidential, Run Lola Run, Braveheart, In the Bedroom, An Ideal Husband, Real Genius, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, History of the World, Blazing Saddles

Favorite Quote: Too damn many: "Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others" Oscar Wilde

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there ..." Will Rogers

"We don't fuck to a metronome." Tori Amos

"My moral standing is lying down." Trent Reznor

"I've got enough guilt to start my own religion." Tori Amos

I will be supplying more pictures of my dog and I as soon as I get the chance ...