Computer Junkie

by: Amber L. Vick

Okay,here is this really stupid poem I wrote a few years ago. It's kind of crazy but pretty true about many people...so read on...

When you get bored & there's nothing to do
why not get online for an hour or two?

Trying to get through,you realize the line is busy
staring at the screen you become dizzy.

When at the last the connection is through,
the first place you travel is to YAHOO!

You look and you wander what you wanna do
you then decide you wanna chat for a few.

Once you are chatting, you see old names and faces
you then move on to more interesting places.

You go to check your email and realize it's all trash,
just some more ads trying to take your cash.

You are typing a URL when you press the wrong keys,
all of a sudden there's a woman undressed to her knees.

That's whats wrong with the internet today,
too many places for perverts to play.

You decide to go listen to MIDI's for awhile-
you then move on-your favorite's not on file.

You go to your homepage to change it around
add a few links, or maybe some sound.

Once you are done,you get out of your seat
go to the bathroom and get something to eat.

When you look outside you see the sun's light
when you began it was only midnight.

You go back to the screen and there's a message on ICQ-
then you decide to stay on for another hour or two.

If you read this and understand what it trys to say
then you're a computer junkie-All the Way!!