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I've decided to not make any further changes to this page. Although, my views have changed (more moderate) over the years, I think it best that this page remain as is for purely nostalgic reasons. Enjoy your reading. 4/13/02

Before you start reading my page and generalizing me as a hater of religion, please don't. This page is just full of nothing but my opinions. If anything some of the stuff here might offend people, for that all I say is oh well. There are things all over this world that will offend at least somebody. That cannot be avoided. But what can be avoided is putting yourself in a situation where you know you will come across material that you do not agree with, and because of your close-mindedness you easily get offended.

Besides containing my opinions, this page also contains spoofs! And that's all they are. I'm not out to try and talk shit about any belief system out there. I'm a 'live and let live' kind of dude.

Of course, this is another wonderful atheist site. So if you're some pious dude stay and be enlightened. Oh yeah,

Bible bunk ain't tolerated here, though!(only the TRUE stuff is accepted which I think is the realistic historical parts of the Bible) żĄComprende!? If you're a freethinker or not, welcome! Personally, I feel atheists have been given a bad rap in the past and yes, even to this day. However, we all know it's those (not all) ignorant,ubiquitous, sordid "THEATHENS" who spread those unwarrented lies about us freethinkers. So let's not worry about them! Let's not stoop down to some theist's flagrant levels; just hold fast to your choice and be proud, y'all!!!

Attention

The recent Bible-backed, hate campaign against homosexuals led by the religious right is yet another blatent showing of their real bigoted agenda. Although I am not gay, I do have gay friends. The "religious right" are the true "sinners" to put it in their terminology. Comparing it(homosexuallity) to various biological disorders further shows their ignorance at the expense of their belief in God's "word." Furthermore, strong medical evidence shows that homosexuallity is likely to be genetic!!! So, who does it seem that has a thinking fallacy?

Opinion change free space.

To tell you the truth I don't really think that what this banner says is true. Although I do believe that any kind of religion in one way or another prevents open-mindedness or total understanding on something that the religion disagrees with.

Don't feel the need any longer to believe in something you have no proof exists? Well then question your thesitic belief! It's something you might not deplore, I mean all you're giving up is soemthing that I think evolved from a myth, a legend gone too far! Did the world end or did you break down and cry after you found out that old St. Nick and the Easter Bunny weren't real?(some of y'all probably did) If you do decide to "think Free" all you'll give up is the passé idea that an omniscient, paromount being is out there supposedly looking out for your well being! Ha! End your confusion, there ain't no God, y'all!!!!

Here's a comment my good theist friend Lisa wrote me privately in my guessbook, I don't know if she'll get mad, but the statement speaks volumes and is a theists' typical Argument of A God Given Choice. It just goes back to the platitude Live and let Live. All I have to say is "Who's to say she's right and I'm wrong, or I'm right and she's wrong?" It's just what one of my professors said, "No matter what anyone says, there's no empirical evidence that proves God exists", nor will there ever be!!

YEA ITS ME AND I FINALLY READ YOUR PAGE. DO YOU REALLY WANT MY OPINOIN? WELL HERE IT IS: I THINK THAT YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO YOUR OPINION JUST AS MUCH AS I DO BUT JUST LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE PEOPLE TO RAG ON YOU BECAUSE YOU DONT BELIVE IN GOD DOSENT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO RAG ON US FOR BELIVEING IN GOD. WHAT CAN I SAY HE CREATED US AND HE GAVE YOU THE FREEWILL TO EITHER ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. YOU CHOSE TO REJECT HIM AND TO ME THAT JUST PROVES HOW WONDERFUL GOD IS BECAUSE EVEN THOUGHT YOU REFUSE TO ADMIT TO YOURSELF THAT HES THERE HE STILL LOVES YOU!!!! GOD IS LOVE AND HE LOVES YOU REGARDLESS! WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT ITS NOT LIKE IF YOUR EVER GOING TO FIND ANY THING THAT GOOD DOWN HERE ON EARTH! WELL THATS MY OPINION ANYWAYS RESPECT I JUST LIKE I RESPECT YOURS!! ALLWAYS, * OREO COOKIE

Everything is as is, I didn't change, subtract, add or correct anything.

Still insist on praying? Shame on you! Anyway, if you are why don't you recite this version of an old prayer redone by none other than E. Hemingway,

Our nada who art in nada, nada be thy name thy kningdom nada thy will be nada as it is in nada. Give us this nada our daily nada and nada us our nada as we nada our nadas and nada us not into nada but deliver us from nada; pues nada.

Ernest Hemingway

A Clean, Well-Lighted Place

Nada = Nothing

Pues Nada = Then Nothing

What about allowing school prayer? Hell no!! Former President Jimmy Carter, although he's a Southen Baptist, sums up my opinion wonderfully;

"I'm not in favor of the government mandating a prayer in school because our country was founded on the fact that no particular religious faith [or none at all] would have ascendancy over or preferential treatment over any other." You go Carter!

If only this dude's chums would "see the light" and finally accept the fact that not everyone should comply or does comply to their way of thinking. Requiring PUBLIC schools to allocate prayer time is asinine and extremely close to a dictatorship. Tyrannical behavior which the despotic hungry Right would enjoy and love to exploit!

Things y'all can say to someone instead of "Bless you" or "God bless you" after they sneez!

You all right? If you don't feel like being a punk use this one. Or if you want to try and
hook up with a chic/dude, go with this one. She/He'll think you're nice and

considerate.

Need some tissue?

Make sure to cover your mouth next time, Bubba!

Keep it down, dude!

Damn...! Was that necessary!?

Shut up, man!

Or if you really want them to quiet down: Shut the fuck up! You better be prepared to kick

some ass if you say this one though.

Want a breath mint?

Here man, you need a breath mint.

Next time dude can you hold it in?

You better go see a docter chic, that sounds bad.

Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Pupone? (I don't know if it's spelled right but you get

the picture)

Damn you!!

Are you allergec to something?

Have any ideas? E-mail them to me!

Here are some interesting pages that are as clarion in their views as mine:

More about me!

I promise I won't try to bore y'all!

Freedom From Religion Foundation

Atheist Express

Atheist Manifesto

Atheist Quote Service

Freethinkers

Other cool pages (not tantamount to this one)

Art Bell

Home of the wierd and conspiracy theories.

Woodburn Independent

My hometown's newspaper.

Exxplorer

Leave it to Barry to put the first Princess Di crash pic online(a must see!).

Barry's Wild Web Pictures

Check out Barry's myriad of morbid pics (not for the faint hearted). This is one of my favorite links!

CNN.COM

Other quotes to ponder on.

"It seems unlikely that God will reward believers who believe in him only to get to heaven."

Even if it(God) did exist, don't you think it'll just toss all the selfish theists down to his amigo's pad: the Devil's Hell?

"God(s) are everything we can't be."

That's why our imagination is so awesome.

"They say when you talk to God you're praying, but when God talks to you you're schizophrenic"

Fox Mulder on the X Files

Do y'all agree? Think...if someone says they're hearing voices, then most people would say that they're crazy, but not

when those people say they hear "the voice of God"(like when praying)! ĄEstúpidez!

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