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Top ten reasons trombones are better than you...

10. We're not conceited....We really are that good.
9. Who's ya daddy?
8. Double hydroelectric plants.
7. 7
6. Mothra Mothra
5. We masticate three times daily.
4. We get to play with our bones daily.
3. We always F-around the room.
2. We make house calls.
1. Wah-Hee!

Welcome Wah-Mart shoppers. I believe we have a special today on firewood. I believe anywhere else they are known as clarinets, but here in Wah-Mart it's just a bundle of firewood. And it's only $1.99 with a $20.00 purchase. We can't give them away as much as we'd like to. We also have other sized bundes, known to all of you lamens as oboes and/or bassoons. We do have the authority to give these away for free. So come on over and get your firewood.

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