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FRYING PANS
DEADLIER THAN YOU THINK, STUDY SHOWS |
In a study performed
by The Stupid Brothers Corporation and a leading medical firm, it
was found that Frying pans are deadlier than you may think.
"It was really a surprise," said Dr. Raul
Fetzergeitzereimer, "or at least it was for
me." Fetzergeitzereimer, it should be noted, did not
believe that frying pans were harmful at all. It should also
be noted that Dr. Fetzergeitzereimer met his end during the study.
Fortunately, according to this study, there are ways
to protect yourself from deadly frying pans.
"The main way to protect yourself," says
Dr. Rose, who replaced (and is much more attractive than) Dr.
Fetzergeitzereimer, "is to simply use them for cooking
instead of hitting people over the head.
Nonetheless, the Stupid Brothers Corporation
recommends extreme caution whenever using or even when you are
near frying pans of any kind. |
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