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FRYING PANS DEADLIER THAN YOU THINK, STUDY SHOWS

   In a study performed by The Stupid Brothers Corporation and a leading medical firm, it was found that Frying pans are deadlier than you may think.
   "It was really a surprise," said Dr. Raul Fetzergeitzereimer,  "or at least it was for me."  Fetzergeitzereimer, it should be noted, did not believe that frying pans were harmful at all.  It should also be noted that Dr. Fetzergeitzereimer met his end during the study.
   Fortunately, according to this study, there are ways to protect yourself from deadly frying pans.
   "The main way to protect yourself," says Dr. Rose, who replaced (and is much more attractive than) Dr. Fetzergeitzereimer, "is to simply use them for cooking instead of hitting people over the head.
   Nonetheless, the Stupid Brothers Corporation recommends extreme caution whenever using or even when you are near frying pans of any kind.
 
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