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STUPID PRODUCTS

Here at the Stupid Brothers Corporation, we're always working hard to bring you the products that we think you really need.  Sure, none of these products are real, but can you imagine how much nicer life would be if they were?

PRODUCT NAME:  Butt-Scope

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION:  Are you ever going out on a date and are so afraid that you'll have to fart that you end up having to make multiple trips to the bathroom?  Do you live in deadly fear that your farts will make you stand out in a crowd?  Are you afraid your farts may one day kill someone?  Well, worry no more!
   Butt-Scope is a brilliant creation by the Stupid Brothers Corporation that will make your life a lot easier!  Butt-Scope uses patented booty-fresh technology to actually improve the smell of your farts.  Instead of poopy smell, you'll now experience the joy of one of our many flavors:  Booty-Fresh Mint, Cool-Gas, Butt-Citrus, and our personal favorite, Gassy-Rain.
   Certain side effects occur, but only in rare instances.  When they do happen, however, they're awful.  So check with your Stupid Brothers Doctor, or just try it and take the risk (we dare you).  Side effects include:  severe, deadly constipation; blow-out diahrea; life-gripping hemmhoroids; death.
   So give Butt-Scope a try.  We guarantee it's like nothing you've ever experienced!

PRICE:  $150.00

MORE TO COME!