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THE LIFE AND TIMES OF MR. MAA

Meet Mr. Maa.  He's your ordinary immortal weirdo with super-powers.  He lives in an ordinary neighborhood in an ordinary city in an ordinary state somewhere in the country.  He lives with his hetero-sexual life-partner Sandal and next door to the evil Spearfisher.  Every day is an adventure for these three... especially since Mr. Maa loves seafood and Spearfishers ultimate goal in life (besides killing Mr. Maa) is protecting all sea life.  Check back here every so often to see the latest adventure that Mr. Maa, Sandal, and Spearfisher go on.

 

THIS WEEK'S ADVENTURE:  NO SCANNER!!!

That's right, I forgot my scanner in Houston.  So no comics yet.  I'll let you know when I get it back, but it might be a little while...

 


The Mr. Maa Archive


CHARACTER BIOS

NAME:  Henry Plink (Mr. Maa)

AGE:  34 (but it doesn't matter, he's immortal)

BACK STORY:  Mr. Maa was born in a nuclear waste plant.  His mom died from radiation poisoning when he was only a child, but it had nothing to do with why Mr. Maa is such a bitter person... he was that way from childhood.  His favorite food in the world is seafood.  He only has half a head of hair because his barber, Sandal, cut the other half off.  He always wears a hat, but because of radiation it floats above his head, never resting on it.  Mr. Maa spends his days just trying to live his life normally, eating seafood and running people/things over with his tractor, Bullwinkle.

(Picture on the way)

NAME:  Sandal

AGE:  31 (Suspected to be immortal)

BACK STORY:  Very little is known about where Sandal came from or how he came to look like a giant tomato.  He works as a professional barber at "Sandal's Cuts" down the road from the house he lives in with Mr. Maa.  He waits on Mr. Maa hand and foot, and often his reward is being thrown out the window into the glass and gravel yard that they have (because Mr. Maa refuses to mow the lawn).  Sandal is frequently the unfortunate receiver of the blunt of Mr. Maa's attacks, as well as Spearfisher's (because Mr. Maa will use Sandal as a shield, bodyguard, etc).

(Picture'll be here soon)

NAME:  Spearfisher

AGE:  36 (Mortality unknown)

BACK STORY:  Spearfisher grew up in a family of hippies who did everything they could to protect the environment.  While Spearfisher adopted their values, he could never accept their lifestyle.  One day his parents were killed by bears in the wild, and Spearfisher didn't help save them.  He then went on a hippe killing-spree, helping rid the world of these types of people.  Eventually he calmed down and decided that all he really cared about were the fish in the seas.  Instead of doing anything to protect them like fund-raisers or awareness drives, Spearfisher lies in wait and kills people who eat seafood.  He met his challeng with Mr. Maa however, because he's immortal.  Spearfisher's life goal is to find a way to kill Mr. Maa (one of the world's biggest seafood eaters).