BEER, MY FRIEND, YOUR FRIEND, EVERYONE'S FRIEND Beer is for me, beer is for you First I'll have one, then I'll have two After three or more, I'll find me a whore I'll drink 'til I'm drunk, then I'll even have more I'll get up and dance, I'll get down and dirty Then hit on a fat lady, 'cause, "damn she looks purdy" Seven, then eight, nine, and then ten The drinking don't stop 'til the puking begins I'll get really tired, be ready for bed Then fall on the toilet and bust open my head There I will stay until the sun comes up My friends all tell me, "Man you were fucked up!" "Fuck you!" I say, "I had a good time." "Until I got naked for quarters and dimes." "Even that was fun," I'll say with a sneer Thanks to my friend that cold case of beer