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Law of the Conservation of Frustration: |
There is a finite amount of frustration in the world, and I seem to attract all of it. |
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Law of the Conservation of Guilt : |
There is a finite amount of guilt in the world, and it all gets passed around, especially to me I have noticed. |
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Law of the Conservation of Fun: |
There is a finite amount of fun in the world and I never get any of it. |
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4 : Law of the conservation of Good Looks: |
There is a smalll number of people in the world who look good , and they always hate me. |
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Law of Mutual Attraction : |
The more attracted I am to a person the less they are attracted to me. |
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Law of the Conservation of Recognition: |
There is a finite amount of recognition in the world , and I recieve none of it |
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Law of the Conservation of Gracefullness : |
There is a finite amount of Grace in the world , and every day I seem to have less of it. |
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Law of Space |
There is an inverse relationship between the amount of desk space you have and the amount of crap you have on it, i.e. little space = no clutter, lots of space = lotsa clutter!!! |
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