Wrestlers Name: Peter Gozinya
Email: robochris@columnist.com
Aol IM Username: MaNgAHauS
Height: 5' 11"
Weight: 215
To Ring: A purple towel with a big pink triangle on the ass.
In Ring: A pair of tidy whities with "Gay Goddess" on the rear
Entrance Music: "It's Raining Men"
Three Favorite Submission Holds:
1) The Crotch B'Gosh - Stands on one opponents ankle then stretches the other to tear his groin muscles
2) The Ruff Rider - One handed Camel Clutch. He uses his free hand to spank the opponent's ass.
3) Beef Jerky - A Bearhug from behind
Three Favorite Setups
1) Kiss my Ass - Leaps at opponenet and hits them with his ass.
2) Two Balls For Brother Joseph - Top Rope Hurricanrana after humping his opponent's face.
3) Who Wants head? - Diving Headbut to the groin
Favorite Setup: *My Ding-a-ling*
Description: Any kind of low blow imaginable
Finisher: The Ball Breaker
Description of Finisher: Slaps the opponenet into an abdominal stretch and repeatedly punches them in the groin - can also roll back into a pin.
Stable: The Mountmees
Title History: 1 Time R.W.F. Canadian Television Champion, 1 Time R.W.F. Canada Hardcore Champion
Other Info: Peter Gozinya is one of the greatest underground wrestlers of all time. He'd have actually made it to one of the big three if he wasn't so outright fucking gay all the God damned time.