The ZOZE Homepage

LAST UPDATE 2/13/2000

The Final Update!!!!

Well folks, the ZOZE project is over. Jeff, (the brains or lack there of) behind this covert operation has left for Houston. Citing his "undying passion" to eventually make the 3-peat WNBA champion Houston Comets, as well as his "burning desire" to live with his parents, Jeff's return could not be denied. He is currently in charge of the live Russian porn feed at the Internet company he works at.

Fellow member, David had a brief hiatus in Washington D.C. but also returned to Htown citing the metal love ballad "Momma, I'm coming home" by Ozzy Osborne. He refers to Htown as "having much flavor" and "where his peps are at." David plans on working at every single studio in Clutch city that the Gheto Boyz recorded at. P.S. He also lives at home.

The other guys still live at the house in CapCity. However, still morning the loss of their "fallen homies" they have become extremely sad and all they do is sit around and write poetry all day. Besides, they are all stupid jerks anyway.

In conclusion, this page will no longer be maintained, but due to mass requests & demonstrations, it will be left up for the thousands upon thousands of fans. And thus we leave on the immortal Socrates who said.......

I drank what?

Gracias, ZOZE

The Current Date & Time

From the fallen ashes of Towers 608, TWN 202, and 702E, the fine establishment known as the ZOZE was born. The original 702E cast of Mikey P, Mart, Davu, and El Jefe have returned for more comical escapades and as everyone knows, former part time member Jason (aka Hill, The rookie, and Ruefus) has absent for quite some time, but not forgotten! We miss you! However James (Asian Invasion in da' Zoze) has accepted our bid to join our fraternal order. Along with the addition of James comes the thousands of ladies that flock around him like the pimp he is. Can James teach the members about chicks? Is this even possible? More importantly, will this upset the delicate balance of machismo within the ZOZE? Stay tuned for the information you love to hear about your favorite members.