I thought it was advisable to let Dr Crane
and Maggie meet up before we headed off to the festival. We'd be living in close
proximity for a couple of days, after all. I really hoped they'd hit it off. A
clash of personalities was all we'd need to turn a pleasant trip into a
nightmare, and Maggie could be a little on the wild side compared to the social
circle Dr Crane was used to.
Mind you, the same could probably be said
about the Queen Mother ...
I arranged a meeting at the Fox and Whistle,
the Wednesday before we were due to set off. Maggie wasn't there when Dr Crane
and I arrived, so we sequestered ourselves in a nice cosy corner with our
drinks. We began reviewing the plans. The tickets had arrived. I had Michael's
cell phone number and had spoken to him after he'd arrived in the U.S. the
previous week. We were booked in to the RV facilities at the festival site, so
there would be no problem hooking up the utilities. My gourmet companion had
even cancelled appointments in order to assist with food shopping for the trip
earlier that day. Watching him navigate around a hypermarket in an Armani suit,
trying to push a trolley with one errant wheel and a distinctive, crowd-drawing
squeak, was an enduring image. I'd almost wished I'd brought a video
camera.
Dr Crane seemed as excited about the trip as I was. "You know,
the weather forecast says it's going to be a beautiful, sunny weekend," he said.
"I was thinking I should bring a baseball cap or something, in case we're out in
the sun for a long time."
"Good idea," I agreed, thinking I should pack
my own sun hat. "And we'll invest in some sun screen. I remember one time at
Donington Monsters of Rock, it was such a scorcher all day and I had absolutely
no protection from the sun ... I ended up the colour of a beetroot and suffering
badly with sunstroke. I missed half of the headliner's set, because all I could
do by that time was lie on the ground, looking into the night sky, trying not to
be sick."
"Definitely sun screen, then," Dr Crane said, comically
serious. "Dad will never forgive me if I whisk his physical therapist away on a
fun-packed weekend and return a beetroot to him." He smiled vaguely at me.
"Though I'd have thought, with your complexion, you wouldn't burn up in the sun
like I do."
"Oh, I burn like the next Brit," I grinned. "Not as much as
some, but enough." I nudged Dr Crane's shoulder. "At least I know that if I get
poorly this time, I'll have a handsome doctor on hand to take care of
me!"
All right, I don't really know why I was flirting so blatantly, not
to mention amateurishly. Suddenly all I could think of was the curve of that
pert little bottom encased in figure-hugging denim. I looked away, blushing,
hoping that I hadn't embarrassed poor Dr Crane with such overt innuendo and
wondering what on earth was wrong with me.
"Well, I don't know about
that," a soft voice replied, close to my ear, "but I'll be there,
anyway."
The moment was diffused and I felt the blushes pass. I turned
around and swatted him across the chest as we laughed, and everything was safe
once again.
"Daphne," he said, after we'd finished giggling. "How do you
feel about calling me 'Niles'?"
I hadn't really given it any thought, but
as he made the casual request, I realised that he might have a point, at least
for that weekend. It wouldn't exactly put Maggie in a party mood, to be sharing
a Winnebago with someone she had to refer to using a formal title, and I knew
she would take her cue from me, in that respect. And if we needed to call to
each other across the crowded festival field, using titles seemed a bit
misplaced. Clearly it made sense, just for the weekend.
"If you're
comfortable with that?" I asked, unwilling to renounce the formalities without
proper ceremony.
He frowned earnestly and nodded his head, even as his
blue eyes were twinkling. "I think I could cope."
"All right," I agreed.
"'Niles' it is."
"Daphne!" I glanced over to the bar and saw Maggie
waving. She finished paying for her drink and then picked her way through tables
and patrons, over to join us. When she sat down, I made the
introductions.
"Maggie, this is ... Niles. Dr Niles Crane. Niles ...
Maggie Trent."
They shook hands. Maggie, a fun if sometimes overly
exuberant friend of mine who originally hailed from Leeds, smiled charmingly at
Niles and immediately began to ask him about himself. "A doctor, no less!" she
said approvingly, and launched into a whole seres of questions. What did he do,
where did he live, had he heard any Indigo Haze? Niles answered with his usual
charm and attentiveness, and before long Maggie was casually touching his thigh
with each new comment she made.
I wondered why the hell I was suddenly
feeling a little bit jealous.