Guard: He’s got a sword!
Razoul: You idiots—we’ve ALL got swords!
--Aladdin
Jafar: Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
Iago: Wow! There’s a big surprise! I think I’m going to have a heart attack and die, from that surprise.
--Aladdin
Lt. Gorman: I’m coming in.
Private Hudson: I feel safer already.
--Aliens
Ripley: I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage!
--Aliens
Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No, have you?
--Aliens
(Lieutenant Gorman orders the troops to unload all their weapons before the first alien encounter)
Frost: What the hell are we supposed to use, man? Harsh language?
--Aliens
Gorman: Drake, check your camera. There seems to be a malfunction.
(Drake smacks the camera against a nearby support. The picture clears)
Gorman: That's better.
--Aliens
Hicks (Pulling out his pump-action shotgun)
: I like to keep this handy for close encounters.
--Aliens
Houston, we have a problem.
--Apollo 13
General Kimsey: The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn’t trust with a potato gun.
--Armageddon
Karl: Sir, I'm retired navy, I know all about classified. But one more thing. The person who finds her gets to name her right?
Dan: Yes, yes that's right, that's right.
Karl: I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape.
Lev: American components, Russian components. They are all made in Taiwan!
--Armageddon
King Arthur: A man who fears nothing is a man who loves nothing. If you love nothing, what joy is there in your life?
--First Knight
Arthur: I take the good with the bad. I can't love people in slices.
--First Knight
Lancelot: Do you know how to win a sword fight?
John: How?
Lancelot: Be the only one with a sword!
--First Knight
Malagant: Self-sacrifice is very easy. It's having to sacrifice someone you love that puts your convictions to the test.
--First Knight
Batman: You called me here for this? The Bat Signal is not a beeper.
--Batman Forever
Alfred: Can I persuade you to take a sandwich with you, sir?
Batman: I'll get drive-thru.
--Batman Forever
Robin: Holey rusted metal, Batman!
Batman: Huh?
Robin: The ground, it's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey.
Batman: Oh.
--Batman Forever
Robin: I want a car, Chicks dig the car.
Batman: This is why Superman works alone.
--Batman and Robin
Batman: And you are?
Batgirl: Batgirl.
Batman: That’s awfully P.C. How about Batperson or Batwoman?
Batgirl: Bruce it’s me, Barbara. I found the Batcave.
Robin: We gotta get those locks changed.
Batman: She knows who we are.
Robin: Guess we got to kill her.
--Batman and Robin
Ivy: There's just something about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girl's lips.
Batman: Why is it that all the beautiful ones are homicidal maniacs? Is it me?
--Batman and Robin
Argyle Wallis: They are saying goodbye in their own way. Playing outlawed tunes on outlawed pipes.
--Braveheart
William Wallace: Aye, fight and you may die; run, and you’ll live…at least awhile. And lying in your beds, many years from now; would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here an tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom.
--Braveheart
William Wallace: Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
--Braveheart
Robert the Bruce: Historians from England will say I am a liar, but history is written by those who have hanged heroes…
--Braveheart
William Wallace: In the year of our lord thirteen fourteen, patriots of Scotland, starving and outnumbered, charged the fields of Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets. They fought like Scotsmen. And the won their freedom.
--Braveheart
William Wallace: Sons of Scotland, I am William Wallace.
Young Soldier: William Wallace is 7 feet tall.
William Wallace: Yes, I’ve heard. He kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he’d consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. I am William Wallace, and I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?
--Braveheart
William Wallace: Your heart is free...Have the courage to follow it.
--Braveheart
Eric Draven: They’re all dead. They just don’t know it yet.
--The Crow
Eric Draven: Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children. Do you understand? Your daughter is waiting for you out on the streets.
--The Crow
Top Dollar:Caw caw BANG! Fuck! I’m dead.
--The Crow
Albrecht:Police! Don't move! I said, Don't move!
Eric Draven:I though the police always said, 'Freeze!'
Albrecht:Well, I am the police, and I say, 'Don't move!' Snow White. You move, you're dead.
Eric Draven:And I say, 'I'm dead,' and I move.
--The Crow
Funboy:Jesus Christ!
Eric Draven:Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one: Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. (Fun Boy shoots him) Ow! He hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks... (Fun Boy shoots him again)
Funboy: Don't you ever fuckin' die?
Eric Draven: Can you put me up for the night?
--The Crow
Eric Draven: Victims aren’t we all?
--The Crow
Maximus: What we do in life echoes in eternity. --Gladiator
Lucilla: Today I saw a slave become more powerful than the Emperor of Rome.
--Gladiator
[after swiftly dispatching another gladiator]
Maximus: Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?
--Gladiator
Maximus: Five thousand of my men are out there in the freezing mud. Three thousand of them are bloodied and cleaved. Two thousand will never leave this place. I will not believe they fought and died for nothing.
--Gladiator
Proximo: We mortals are but shadows and dust.
--Gladiator
[last lines]
Juba: And now we are Free.
--Gladiator
Indiana Jones: Snakes, why’d it have to be snakes?
--Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark
Henry: And what did you find, Junior?
Indy: Junior? Dad…
Sallah: What is this…this Junior?
Henry: That’s his name. Henry Jones Junior.
Indy: I like Indiana.
Henry: We named the dog Indiana.
--Indiana Jones: The Last Crusade
Ian Malcolm: Must go faster! Must go faster!
--Jurassic Park
Ian Malcolm: Yeah first it’s ‘ooh’ and ‘ahh’ but then there’s running and screaming.
--The Lost World
Let your heart guide you. It whispers, so listen closely.
--The Land Before Time
It’s supposed to be hard. If it wasn’t hard everyone would do it. It’s the hard that makes it great.
--A League of Their Own
D’Artagnan: Anne, I know that to love you is treason against France, but not to love you is a treason against my heart.
Queen Anne: Then we will both die treacherous, D’Artagnan.
--The Man in the Iron Mask
D’Artagnan: No, no. If anyone sees.
Anne: If I don’t kiss you I die anyway.
--The Man in the Iron Mask
David: Our father told us not to lie.
Jack: Yeah. Well, mine told me not to starve. So we both got an education.
--Newsies
D’Artagnan: This is the death I’ve always wanted.
--The Man in the Iron Mask
Richelieu: A word of caution Milady. A snap of my fingers and you could be back on the block where I found you.
Milady: And with a flick of my wrist, I could change your religion.
--The Three Musketeers
Aramis: Athos! Is that any way to greet our guests? Gentlemen, don’t be shy, come in. You’re friends have been expecting you.
Guard: You are under arrest.
Athos: Under whose authority?
Rochefort: Mine.
Athos: Ah hello again, Cyclops…
--The Three Musketeers
Bouncer: What if someone calls my mama a whore?
Swayze: Well, is she?
--Roadhouse
Porthos: Rochefort…isn’t that a smelly kind of a cheese?
--The Three Musketeers
Wolverine: Are we going to wear these out there?
Cyclops: What would you prefer, yellow spandex?
--X-Men
Wolverine: It’s really me.
Cyclops: Prove it.
Wolverine: You’re a dick.
Cyclops: Okay.
--X-Men
