Darien Fawkes: Time flies when you’re having fun, or in a coma. I’ve been unconscious nearly three weeks, just enough time for all the muscles in my body to go on strike. But even though it was nice to be up and around, there are some days when you just shouldn’t get out of bed.
Fawkes: Hey baby, how ‘bout giving me a little sugar?
Fawkes: Hey, a con knows a con.
Arnaud: I think a con knows a good thing when he sees it.
Fawkes: I’d say you’re a bowel movement away from a whole lot of trouble, mister.
Fawkes: It’s the oldest scam in the book, the old ‘I love Arnaud’ scam.
Fawkes: Aw crap.
Fawkes: NOBODY MOVE OR THE GLAND GETS IT!
Benjamin Sarbourough: I need a lock of your hair.
Hobbes: I don’t think there’s much of it left here, old man.
Fawkes: You’re superman? I’m the invisible man. Wow, we just need to get Wonder Woman, and we could really party, you know what I’m saying?
Hobbes: I will not do that, Fawkes.
Fawkes: Yeah you will, yes you will. You would die for me Bobby. See that’s what I know. It’s not ‘cause it’s your job, or your code, it’s ‘cause I’m your friend.
The Keeper: When you're invisible, the only one really watching you is you.
Darien Fawkes: Wow. How about you print that out and put it on a keychain for me.
Darien Fawkes: By the way, I want my tombstone to say, 'Too late, he's already dead.' You know, just in case more people show up wanting to screw my life over.
Darien Fawkes: What, you never had an invisible friend?
Robert Hobbes: I had invisible enemies.
Kevin: We have to think about premature visibility.
Darien Fawkes: Premature visibility.
Kevin: It can happen if you get distracted.
Darien Fawkes: Well, then we need to get some uglier nurses.
Hobbes:You want a prophecy? If you don't shut up you're gonna feel my fist in your mouth.
Hobbes:Mr. Ooooo, I’m so unseeable I get twice my partner’s pay.
Fawkes: Aw crap, I'm talking to tools.
