Mr. Krabs hosts an antique sale of trash...literally. SpongeBob finds a soda drinking hat in the sale, and Mr. Krabs sells it to him for a mere $10. Soon, however, Mr. Krabs discovers the hat is worth millions of dollars, and will do anything to get it back: even dig up a grave!
43a. Nasty PattyWhen it's time for the health inspector to come to the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs thinks he's an imposter, and feed him an incredibly nasty Krabby Patty. When they discover he's not an imposter, they learn that the patty killed him, and try to bury him and hide him from the police. However, they don't know that the health inspector was just knocked out by swallowing a fly!
43b. Idiot BoxSpongeBob and Patrick buy a big-screen TV just to play in the box, which they soon name the "SS Imagination." While Squidward tries to enjoy his new TV that SpongeBob gave to him, he can't ignore the sounds coming from the box, which SpongeBob and Patrick insist is their imaginations. Now Squidward is determined to find what makes the box work.
44a. As Seen on TVWhen SpongeBob makes a tiny cameo in the new Krusty Krab commercial, he starts to think that he's a star, and is meant for bigger and better things than being a frycook. What he really meant to be is an entertainer.
44b. Can You Spare a Dime?When Mr. Krabs accuses Squidward of stealing his prized first dime, they get in a fight that ends up in Squidward quitting and that eventually leaves him on the street. SpongeBob takes him in until he finds a job, but Squidward mooches off his services and is there for months, never once looking for a job.
45a. No Weenies AllowedSpongeBob is determined to enter the Salty Spatoon, the roughest, toughest sailor club in the ocean, and is denied entry after Sandy enters. He is exiled to Weenie Hut Jr.'s, but tries a number of attempts to get in, even faking a fight with Patrick!