Mental Stability Survey!

Here's how it works kiddies...cut and paste all the questions below into an e-mail, include your name and e-mail address in it, then send it to fkn_tha_system@mindless.com, and within a couple of days, Cookie will respond to your survey with his thoughts and opinions. Ok, here we go!

1. Have you ever thought of committing suicide?

2. Now be honest; HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF COMMITTING SUICIDE??!

3. How old are you?

4. At any point in your life, have you sought councelling?

5. Which would best describe you childhood: enjoyable or fucking shit?

6. Do you masturbate?

7. How often do you watch Squash T.V. clips or episodes?

8. Do you sometimes feel like a man trapped in a woman's body?

9. Do you sometimes feel like a woman trapped in a man's body?

10. At night, do you sometimes think that noises are out to get you?

11. Do you pee your bed?

12. Would you like the career of a professional outhouse deepener?

13. Are you insecure of your breast size?

14. Do you fart when you're nervous?

15. Do you think this survey helped you in any way, shape, or form?

Note: Questions and responses to these surveys may be offensive to some people, and any actions or suggestions mentioned are not recomended by Squash T.V. or any of it's members.
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