Sex Survey!

Here's how it works kiddies...cut and paste all the questions below into an e-mail, include your name and e-mail address in it, then send it to fkn_tha_system@mindless.com, and within a couple of days, Cookie will respond to your survey with his thoughts and opinions. Ok, here we go!

1. Are you a virgin? (you might not want to continue if you answer yes)

2. What was the exact date you last had sex?

3. If you answered "i dunno" or any variation of that word for the last question, when was the last approximate time you had sex?

4. Do you enjoy sex, or do you do it as more of a fad?

5. How often on a, let's say, monthly basis do you have sex?

6. Which member(s) of Squash T.V. do you find most attractive?

7. Does the idea of pornography excite you?

8. Can you count the number of times you've had sex in the last month on your fingers?

9. ...How about using your toes as well?

10. Would you have sex with Cookie if he asked you nicely?

11. Does exotic weaponry excite you?

12. Does the idea of Cookie without a shirt on excite you?

13. Do you use protection when engaging in intercourse?

14. Would you have sex with Cookie if he asked you really, REALLY nicely???

15. Do you prefer the top or the bottom?

Note: Questions and responses to these surveys may be offensive to some people, and any actions or suggestions mentioned are not recomended by Squash T.V. or any of it's members.
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