Ultimate Christian Hotseat Survey!

Here's how it works kiddies...cut and paste all the questions below into an e-mail, include your name and e-mail address in it, then send it to fkn_tha_system@mindless.com, and within a couple of days, Cookie will respond to your survey with his thoughts and opinions. Ok, here we go!

1. Are you a christian?

2. How old do you think the earth is?

3. If God created dinosaurs, why did he later choose to kill them all?

4. If God didn't create dinosaurs, why are their dinosaur fossils on the earth?

5. Do you practice chastity?

6. If you answered yes to the last question, do you find it extremely hard to focus your ways of chastity in today's society where sex is exploited everywhere? If you answered no to the last question, do you think God will forgive you for your sin(s) against his holy word?

7. If God created the earth in six days, and then rested on the seventh day, does that mean if we work every Sunday instead of going to church, we are going to go to Hell?

8. Why did God create such evil things like marijuana or cocaine?

9. If Jesus returned to the eatrh, do you think he'd want to see you wearing a rosary that portrayed the way he painfully left this earth by being nailed to a cross, stuck up on a hill, and then stabbed in the heart?

10. Why are there only ten commandments when the world we live in is so full of crime and hate?

11. Do you think it would be wise of God to return to the earth in the form of another burning bush to make new commandments that would be more suiting for today's society?

12. If we die and go on to heaven, how can we be sure that we will be with the ones we love and not stuck with the ones who love us (ex. an annoying dead grandmother)?

13. If God banished Satan from the gates of heaven into Hell, doesn't that mean that God had to create Hell in order to banish Satan into it? If so, why did God create such a wicked place when he is so good, loving, and forgiving?

14. We all know the story of Adam and Eve, and how Kane killed Abel, but after the 3 were left on the earth, how did they genetically reproduce to further populate the earth without committing the sin of incest?

15. Do you like the word "BBBAAAAHHHHH?"

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