Name: Seppuku
Occupation: Lost Ninja
A bit about: (Voice dubbing in effect) I am Seppuku. I have lost my way as a noble member of the Dum-Fuk Ninja Clan, and am trying to find my way back to my homelands. I have somehow stumbled upon Squash T.V. and am looking for assistance, but somehow, I managed to get my ass kicked all the time. Although I am a ninja and do possess SUPER NINJA POWERS, I must save them for the mighty journey I must undertake to get back to my homelands. I just wish Cookie would stop sending people to kick my ass all the time.
Fun characteristics: Gets beat up a lot; Can run quite quickly when threatened; Wears a ninja mask;
Super Powers: Possesses SUPER NINJA POWERS that, for some reason, no one has seen; Extreme pain tolerance
Famous Quote: (Voice dubbing in effect) "I will not rest until I am back in my homelands...OH GOD IT HURTS!"


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