Name: Mr. Insane Trecherous Tyranous Evil Neurotic Sereal killer (or as we like to call him, MITTENS)
Occupation: Sereal killer/Squash T.V. co-host
A bit about:My name is MITTENS. I don't talk a lot, except when I have something important to say, like "it's time for you to die," or "i'm sorry, did I put that axe in your head?" Most people misunderstand me; you see, it's not my fault i'm a sereal killer. I was born looking like the profile picture above, and I have to wake up every morning and put makeup on just to look like one of you "normal" people, and that's not a fun life to live. Whenever I go out in public without my flesh-coloured face paint on, people look at me weird and stare as if I were not one of them. So, in retaliation, I must go and spite the evil out of those who look at me as if i were alien with whatever comes to hand first, which is most commonly an extremely large, blunt object such as a stop sign or mailbox. After that, no one dares look at me because they are too busy fleeing in terror. This not only satisfies my desire to not be looked upon as inferior, but brings me deep inner peace.
Fun characteristics: Big and scary; Bites things; Extremely morbid
Super Powers: Choke slam of death; Ball kicking tactics
Famous Quote: "What are you looking at?"


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