Name: Ka Ka The Clown
Occupation: Clown/Outhouse cleaner
A bit about:The tale of how I, Ka Ka The Clown, came into existance is a sad one, for you see, I was not born a "normal" boy. My mother died after giving birth to me, and the doctors had to do a rectal incision in order to get me out, because i had already turned over several times in the womb, due to bad gas, and if I were to be born naturally, the unbilicle cord would have strangled me to death. It was too late for a caesarean section, so a quick rectal incision was made to pull me out. Unfortunately, what sent mother into such painful labour was the sudden bowel movement of 50 taco bell bean burritos that never came out until the incision was made. I was born in what the doctors referred to as a "cuccoon of shit," and, later in this sad life, I found out that I had actually been conceived in a dirty, Mexican bathroom stall. So you see, my life's story is not all fun and laughs, as some would commonly expect from a clown. We have feeling too, and yes, I am not your average clown. I hate children, I hate wearing makeup, and I hate the state of which the Canadian Government has let this country slip into. In my own form of personal retaliation against this cruel and unjust world, I throw shit in all your faces.
Fun characteristics: Smells bad; Wears a mask; Carries sack of shit
Super Powers: Throws shit; Can determine exactly what people ate from their feces
Famous Quote: "I hate my life."


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