Name: Cookie D. Munster
Occupation: Squash T.V. host/Cleaning bitch
A bit about:A lot of people ask how i got the name Cookie. Well, my mother wasn't good at names, so she got the bright idea that she would name me the first word i ever said. Boy, that really screwed up the hospitals as far as birth certificates and trying to figure out which baby i was in the nursery. It also caused my father to go crazy and drive the family car through a military weapons-testing zone. Anyway, at 2 years old i witnessed my cat, Sanchez, commit kittie suicide by throwing himself out our window until he didn't land on his feet (the process took several hours.) That sent me into a traumatic period of silence until i was about 9. By then, mother, lonely without a man in her life, had converted to a lesbian prostitute and made porno flicks with our three roomates, Shivan, Morgana, and Gladys. We couldn't afford a babysitter in our trailerpark, so everytime they made their movies, mother told me to go watch T.V. and to not pay attention to any of the weird noises coming from her bedroom. My chore during those Saturday mornings was to leave a fresh jar of mayo outside her door after every cartoon ended. It still boggles me to this day what exactly happened to all that mayo. Anyway, all was good, until one day, the power went out, and through the darkness, I overheard extreme moaning and screams coming from the other side of the trailer. Being a curious boy, I decided to investigate. Upon removing the curtain to mother's bedroom, I saw tangled mass of females all making slurping noises and with fists going where they shouldn't. Through this mass of lust, Gladys suddenly yelled, "eat my...eat my...," and, as if out of nowhere, i said, "cookie." I'd heard her use the term before to describe some parts of her that we're considered "no-no zones to men", as she had put it. Mother looked at me, and i swore i saw a tear drop through all the perspiration and other glistening substances. And that is the fun story of how i was named.
Fun characteristics: Survey asker; Extreme flirter; Street fighter
Super Powers: Extreme vulgarity tolerance (Can get told to "fuck off" a million times a day, and still feel good when he gets home); Galactic sex drive
Famous Quote: "I love the cookie!"


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