MERCHANDISE!






Squash T.V. will be selling VHS copies of every episode recorded. Tapes will be edited and audio enhanced for maximum effect, and sold at $7 each. For ordering information, contact fkn_tha_system@mindless.com

Videos Available:

Season 1, Episode 2 -- Chemical Funfair
Highlights: Captain Igniter's "Hellfire Sauce" was created; Cookie drank a whole bowl of Hellfire Sauce; Graveyard name pronounciation; Cookie made a love potion; Seen the gayest guy on earth.

Season 1, Episode 3 -- Attack of the Ninjas
Highlights: Cookie, MITTENS, and Ka Ka the Clown got attacked by ninjas; Many ball shots; Spanky the Talking Donkey took a vertical suplex; Big ninja final showdown scene; Ball Shot Music Video included

Season 1, Episode 4 -- Project Extermination
Highlights: Sales representatives get beat up constantly; Goldie, our driver, performs a super shopping cart trick; Instructions on how to make the world's most potent Fish Bomb; Bug hunting tactics; Cookie and MITTENS discuss MITTENS' limp dick problem

Season 1, Episode 5 -- The Hunt for Sum 41
Highlights: The search for Sum 41; A profile on the uncanny Matt Krimson; Hygincs at a local carnival; Beat up Sum 41 fans; Cookie gets surrounded by beautiful women

Season 1 Finale
Highlights: MITTENS' quest to cure a limp dick; Cookie's insane farting problem; Cheetah runs a dating game; Goldie takes it all off; The return of Johnny the Sales Representative

Squash T.V. Underground, Episode 1
Highlights: Cooking with MITTENS; Cookie's hand tries to kill him; Goldie's attempts to quit smoking; a look into "Livin' Tha Thug Life"; Fun in a grocery store

Season 2, Episode 1 -- Strawberry What?
Highlights: Cookie goes insane with Strawberries; MITTENS tries to eat babies; Not-So-Silent Bob has to rescue MITTENS from ninjas; Goldie plays volleyball with himself; Mind Control Techniques








As a special feature, Sqaush T.V. offers a box set of the first season which includes the following:

All Five Episodes from Season 1, including the Finale
A customized Squash T.V. T-shirt


Prices are as follows:

VHS Box Set: $45

For ordering information, contact fkn_tha_system@mindless.com






For ordering information, please contact fkn_tha_system@mindless.com


Official Squash T.V. T-shirt (L to R: Front and Back).
Colors Available: White
List Price: $20
Bonus: Squash T.V. will personally customize your shirt at no extra cost. Contact fkn_tha_system@mindless.com for more details or ordering information.

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