WHO IS BEHIND THIS POLITICALLY INCORRECT SITE!!!
THESE ARE SOME OF THE EVENTS WE HOPE TO STAGE IN THE NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE:
1. SPASTIC OLYMPICS!
2. OBESE OLYMPICS!
3. THE OBESE VERSUS THE MIDGETS
4. DETAILS OF THE CULLING PROGRAMME SOON TO BE IN PLACE!
5.*NEW FEATURE* Worst job of the week:
This weeks winner is....
plastic pimp daddy setting up paedofile cow ass raping!
want to know more don't ya? hehe! just stand in king street and see the sickness!
Do you have a really gross/weird job, or can you think of one?
email us at im_a_69ing@hotmail.com
now to begin this would really be better as a tv show
so if your a tv executive (we'd expect channel four to at least give us a chance!!!) email us back!
if you're a disgrunteled old/fat/short/hideously ugly person then email us aswell as we love hearing from the freaks
if you like this site email us! and tell ur friends! WE NEED A FAN BASE! this is the first step in world domination!
also email us and tell us things that piss u off!
NEW ADDITION: welcome to the guide to shop assistants lingo:
When they say "Hi, can i help you?", they mean "if i wasn't being paid to do this, I'd remove my pants and shit on your forehead"
When they say "oh, really", they mean "SHUT UP, OH DEAR GOD PLEASE SHUT UP"
When they say "you make a lovely couple", they mean "it's funny how circus freaks breed with each other"
When they say "pardon?", they mean "for fucks sake why can't you fucking speak english!"
And finally when they say "oh", they mean "there is a three headed monkey on your shoulder with an axe and he's bout to decapitate you!!!!"
*NEW ADDITIONS*
The quotes of the year:
"that's something I haven't done yet" Emily Foster,after hearing "fuck a dog" by Blink 182
"i guess i can't open my throat as well as you" Kyle Dick, on responsed to his inability to strawpedo a reef
"is Boots the Chemist,a chemist?" Katie Evans
"does milk contain caffine?" Katie Evans
There's too many more from Katie so we'll stop now!!! (by the way if you haven't guessed she is blonde!)
HERE ARE SOME GOOD PLACES TO GO!
Check out the best band ever!
this is pure comic genius!
one especially funny photo here!
Some other good VERY drunken photos
pix from our 6th form ball!!!
