Bridger: You know intelligence will only take us so far, then we have to get out and walk.
(re: The alien pod.) Lucas: What is that? Piccolo: The pimple from hell! Bridger: I don't understand. How can they classify a deleted file? Lucas: That's what I wanted to know. So I ran a multi-cross-systems-global-searching dump. Bridger: Well that sounds painful. What the hell is that? Krieg: How did he know where I was? O'Neil: Because it was your idea, Ben. Ortiz: He probably just started in the sewer, and then working his way back up from there. Dagwood: When did seaQuest get a horse? Lucas: seaQuest doesn't have a horse. Dagwood: We have a dolphin. Lucas: Yes, but not a horse. Dagwood: A horse is a horse. Piccolo: Of course of course. Lucas: Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
(re: The white horse Dagwood saw.) Piccolo: It was in the hallway? Dagwood: Yes. It was very fast. Piccolo: Did it have a jockey? Lucas: Tony… Piccolo: Maybe I wanna place a bet. Krieg: Excuse me, Gilligan to Skipper, but are you planning on staying out here any longer than we are? Lucas: How can they sentence him to life? We don't even know how long a model K will live. Piccolo: He stops breathing, they'll let him out. Krieg: Don't write me off so quickly, I could be a woman. Dr. Young: Life. Bridger: Death. Malcolm: Beer. Krieg: Reminds me of a science fiction story I read when I was a kid. These explorers found a downed space ship, just like we did, only after they went inside, it took off. Ship hadn't crashed at all. O'Neil: What happened to the people? Krieg: They were dissected, eaten. O'Neil: They were. Oh, I get it, har har.
(re: The empty city.) Piccolo: Maybe the schools are no good. People hate that. Ford: You had a blankie. Ortiz: No, that was a blanket. My great grandmother knit that by hand. Ford: No, it had little animals on it. Ortiz: They were tigers raising their fists in triumph. Ford: They were kittens waving bye bye. Dagwood: I'm not a freak, I'm a prototype Krieg: Tell ya what.... When we get to their capsule, waddya sat we mess with their snail samples? Westphalen: In what way? Krieg: I don't know, make escargot? Ortiz: Did you really marry a tree? Sara: No, it was just a one night stand. (laughs) O'Neill: The more I read, the more questions I have. Every time I go past a library I get an anxiety attack. Lucas: I'm a kid, it's my job to be hyper. Henderson: How can you flunk a woman at a sexual harassment seminar? Lucas: I dunno, I think 'been there, done that, I know where to kick them next time' was a bit to brief of an answer for the essay part of the test. Lucas: Dagwood there are no horses on seaQuest. (looks at Tony) At least not a whole one. Krieg: This is a submarine, can you say that? Ensign: Submarine? Krieg: Good, this is not a monetary. Forget it, I'll pull some from my personal library. Crocker: Well, join the Navy, see the world, and then some. Krieg: I can explain that, I'm an idiot. Lucas: Yeah. Have you ever wondered what Mycroft did when he disappeared? Nick: All the time. The man's a complete enigma. Julianna: The past has already happened. Today is always version 1.0. I don't want to know. Piccolo: Come on. I'm an experimental.
(Ford and Bridger just look at him) Piccolo: You know, I was in the can, they asked for volunteers, I raised my hand. Ford: What is he talking about? Piccolo: This is what I'm talking about. I got gills. (shows them his gills) I'm a surfer I figured they'd come in handy. Bridger: What are you in for? Piccolo: Armed robbery. I held up a health food restaurant with a slice of pizza. Westphalen: We're not finished with this yet, Commander, not by a long shot. (leaves) Nathan: She seems very committed. Ford: She ought to be committed. Krieg: Kristin, I'm sorry. Westphalen: I knew it, I knew you ate those lobsters. Krieg: I didn't know they were for an experiment. Westphalen: What else would they be for? Krieg: They were in the galley refrigerator. Westphalen: To slow their metabolism, not to eat! Were they good? Krieg: Yeah. Lawyer: Okay, Dagwood you may take the stand. Dagwood: (picks up the stand) Okay David, where do you want me to take it? Brody: How can we take him to the can. He's never even been kissed. Dagwood: Will Dagwood get kissed in the can? Brody: You can count on it.
(re: Ford playing 'Here Comes The Bride' on the piano) O'Neil: You see. I'm gonna have to listen to that for weeks, maybe months. Henderson: Maybe you'll get lucky and not live that long. Piccolo: Lucas, wake up. Lucas: Huh? Piccolo: I wanna tell you a story about someone knocking at your door. Lucas: Since when is it my door. Piccolo: Since technically I'm still a guest here. Lucas: And like fish they start to smell after three days. Bridger: Can you give us a minute? I don't think I'm gonna slip him a flounder with a file in it. Reinhart: Is there something about national security that you find amusing, Captain? Bridger: Yes, quite a bit. Lucas: This thing is wrapped tighter than Krieg's wallet. Sara: It's why you were jealous of Miguel and me. That part of you thought he was Neptune. Medusa was in love with him too. Ortiz: Neptune?! I'm cuban! Head Alien: Self destruction is a fate sealed within the organism of all life bearing worlds. Lucas: Solitare isn't an island Tony, it's a mountain. One of the tallest in the world. I mean you put it next to Mt. Everest and it's almost twice the size. Piccolo: That's high right? Lucas: For most of us, yeah. Piccolo: I didn't say I didn't like Dagwood. I said he had a fake brain. Wendy: You don't think that's hostile? Piccolo: Nah. Hostile is like when I nail a guy cause he looked at me funny. Ford: It's special circumstances. Dagwood: We're special? Piccolo: Yeah we're special. I'm a convict, you're a vericose vein. Bridger: Can you read it? O'Neill: Can I read Temecuan? I'm not that dull. Am I? Dagwood: No. Bridger: Lucas, stick around. Malcolm: Yeah, sure, sit down. I'll get ya a beer. Bridger: He's only sixteen, Downy. Malcolm: I'll get him two. Lucas: Oh, I see, so as soon as there's a computer problem I'm back in favor. Well I'm not going and you can't make me. There are such things as child labor laws you know. Dr. Young: I'll not be given the runaround by a flock of vapid lackey's. Lucas: Ah, Captain, this is a Level One UEO sealed file. Opening it would be illegal. Bridger: Why do you think I came to you. Lucas: Good point. Noyce: I certainly share your concern, but Captain Bridger must have good reasons for his actions. Dr. Young: He most certainly does. He's lost his mind! Krieg: I mean, I know you can't fault my work, so it's got to be my style, right? Ford: Character, Krieg. You're supposed to have it, not be it. Krieg: Could you imagine if I got to go over there? Hitchcock: You gotta promise not to hug 'em. It might not be part of their culture.
