Episode 3: H-E-Double Hockey Sticks, Please, Just Say Hell!

The skies are dark and the wind is blowing as everybody wakes up. Theo and Josh talk outside, Theo regrets sending Yes and Veronica home, Sean agrees with the Road Rules decision. Jisela complains about Holly M. and Chadwick threatening to send them home.

Coral talks about the hate in the Road Rules house. Belou talks to Elka about a happy house, I think, Elka pretends to understand.

At breakfast the mission is cancelled because of the weather. Mike L. jumps into the dangerous waves as his shorts almost fall off. The Real Worlders and Jisela go out on a mission to buy piñata, they succeed. Norm suggests getting some drinks and Mike L. strongly agrees. The group discusses Hurricane Juliet.

Chadwick suggests that Belou throw her child in the water. Belou, Chadwick and Holly M. get in a huge fight. Belou hopes that they'll never get a kid, she "hopes that for [their] ass." Because they are bitches.

Tara and Holly M. discuss what will be the babies first word, Holly says she can't say "H-E-Double Hockey Sticks" in her house. Tara says that it's better not to get into something she can't control. Belou cries and talks to Stephen, Stephen makes fun of her mullet.

Mark and Eric do a cheesy fake weather update. Adam fools around with 'the wicks' Jisela calls Adam naive. Adam and Jisela discuss their strategy and Jisela make Adam her bitch.

They show the 50^th shot of trees. Holly S. throws hits Timmy with a volley ball. Piggy discusses how the storm gives you a chance to hang out with people without entertainment sources with Theo while playing on a computer. She then asks him is he shaves his tummy. They show more trees and try to make it sound that the cast is in danger.

Norm explains they were evacuated to a safer place. Chris takes out the scrabble board Mike L. explains they are accepting slag terms, cuss words, and proper nouns. It's a shirtless game with lots of drinking, some of the words are card, wipe, ham, listener, shithead, wigs, tow, wife, fad, sound, fight. Chris steals a letter and places it under his shirt. He then says when Mike put the word shithead he was going to shizle in his nizzle but he just went all down with VA. Mike L. runs up from behind against the glass walland makes funny faces, they explode in laughter.

Kelley, Becky and Lindsey go crazy running around the hotel. Norm decides to throw a toga party with Mike M. as the door man and Coral as the VIP hostess. They all have a toga contest and Sharon wins the prize, which is a lap dance by Mike M. Holly M., Chadwick, and Belou do not attend, the rest have a great time.