Episode 1 & 2: The Phantom Beth & Attack of the Wicks

          We are introduced to the players as each member sky dives from a plane to the beach below, hugs are exchanged between the reunited cast members and everybody seems to be happy to see one another. Jon, screams out Beth's name and run's towards her. Beth whines "I'm never doing that again." Way to ruin a moment.

          The Plane flies overhead and we focus in on the 32 Players. Timmy yells out "let’s get it on." We meet our Hosts, Eric Neis(RW Season 1 New York) and Mark Long (RR Season 1). They explain the Rules. Norman explains his love of cash and Jisela expresses her incentive to "bust ass."

          The teams are taken to their beautiful Ocean Side Villa's where they will be staying. The Road Rulers are pleasantly surprised by the spacious quarters while the Real Worlders complain that there is only one bed room, no pool table, or hot tub, poor babies!

          Timmy starts to cheer from the Road Rules villa to the Real World Chanting "…we've got spirit how bout you?" no one responds, what a surprise? Timmy does one of those where are they now things. Yes explains that he and Veronica have been partners 3 times now once more proving that they are media-whores. Jon talks about country music. Kelley complains about missing Peter. We learn that Chadwick and Holly M. have gotten married, wow they are whiny, mean, and annoying. This does not sound like fun. Lindsey talks about her radio show. Belou is now a mother of a "six month year old girl whom she brought on the trip with her. Piggy complains about the baby being in Mexico.

          Norm, Lindsey, and Jisela talk about who they want to vote off first. Norm says "Osama Beth Laden." Beth and Sharon talk about Norm's movie he tried to sell and stuff like that…bottom line: Beth's self promotion.

          The group is asked to go somewhere but Belou refuses to go because her baby is sleeping. She curses a lot and makes strange hand gestures. Holly S. and Tara try to reason with her. In confessionals, Tara calls Belou, "passionate in a good way and in a bad."

          The game eats dinner together on a deck. Holly S. tries to figure out the rules of the game. Mike J. and Becky have a conversation about relationships. Mark and Eric tell them about a mission for the next day.

          Coral and Stephen get into an argument, Mike M. tries to mediate. In confessionals Stephen says that "Coral likes to find one person which she can beat up on." Wow why would anyone have a problem with Stephen?

          Everyone gets ready for the mission, they show the Irene bitch-slap. Belou says bye to her kid. At breakfast, Kelley and Lindsey check out the other team saying, "if they look good they're not on our team."

          The first mission is to hang about water the longest. Beth says she's oozing with confidence, is that why she's so ugly? Coral says "[She'll] hold on till [her] arms fall off." The Real World team drops like flies while the Road Rulers hang on. Coral falls off and Mike M. holds on for dear life making them the strongest Real World Team. Holly M. and Theo win the challenge for Road Rules and in general.

          The Road Rulers celebrate as Mike M. pouts. Becky decides she'll kick some butt. Chadwick and Piggy announce that Belou is going home because Piggy had to sleep on the sofa to get rid of the babies crying. Chadwick and Holly M. kiss, Piggy complains in confessionals that she wishes they would stop making out and read a book.

          The cast hangs out on the beach as Holly S. and Emily complain of the Chadwick Holly M. alliace.

          Stephen sucks up to Coral and actually thinks that she thought he was trying to become friends with her. What an idiot! Coral remarks 5:00 is coming. Mike M. comes and talks to Coral and says it was nice of Stephen to apologize.

          It is revealed that the inner circles are:

Real World: Mike & Coral, Kelley & Danny, and Norm & Becky.

Road Rules: Holly M. & Theo, Chadwick & Piggy, and Emily & Timmy.

Mike L. says he and Flora aren't worried about getting voted off because "Beth sucks ass." Stephen calls Coral spiritless.

          The Real Worlders decide to vote off Beth and Jon. Beth calls it the wrong way of voting.

          The Road Rulers go with Chadwick to get rid of team #4, voting off Veronica and Yes. Jisela is upset that they voted off her dawg. The Road Rulers complain about the decision because of the cutthroat tone.

          The Real Worlders decide to split the money and get the strongest teams to the front. Piggy and Chadwick discuss their team and Holly M. walks into the conversation. Piggy says in confessionals that she has no problems sending Holly M. home.