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EXT. LINK'S HOUSE - MORNING
JAKE (V.O.)
Once upon a time...
INT. LINK'S ROOM - AFTERNOON
LINK is asleep in his bed. As JAKE says the words "Daniel
Linker," the words appear on screen, accompanied by a ding.
JAKE (V.O.)
There was a young man named Daniel
Linker. For many years, Daniel
lived an ordinary life.
INT. LINK'S LIVING ROOM - AFTERNOON
Link sits on the couch, pointing a remote at the TV on the
other side of the room. He flicks the channels up repeatedly,
clearly uninterested.
JAKE (V.O.)
He watched ordinary TV...
INT. LINK'S DINING ROOM - AFTERNOON
Link sits at the head of the dinner table. There are three or
four guests wearing cheesy birthday hats, and there is a cake
on the table with several lit birthday candles. Link blows
them out.
JAKE (V.O.)
Held ordinary parties...
INT. LINK'S ROOM - EVENING
Link lays on the floor, doing homework.
JAKE (V.O.)
And did ordinary homework. Let's
face it, the guy didn't have an
interesting bone in his body. Look
at him. Sitting there, doing his
homework... he makes me sick. Well,
fortunately for Daniel, an
invention came along that changed
the course of his life forever.
Close-up of a Super Nintendo being dropped on the carpet in
Link's room. Freeze frame as it hits the ground.
The words "Super Nintendo" appear on the screen as Jake says
them, accompanied by a ding.
JAKE (V.O.)
Daniel discovered the Super
Nintendo. And it wasn't long before
he had changed from ordinary into
something more.
INT. LINK'S LIVING ROOM - AFTERNOON
Link sits on the couch, with the SNES controller in his hand.
JAKE (V.O.)
His ordinary TV became a portal
into new and different worlds.
Dissolve into Link, Jake, and two others holding XBOX
controllers.
JAKE (V.O.)
His ordinary parties became LAN
parties.
We see several other kids on the floor nearby, doing
homework.
JAKE (V.O.)
And his ordinary homework was done
by the ordinary neighbor kids for
five bucks a pop. And all the
while, Daniel became a video game
connoisseur. He played RPGs, shoot
'em ups, puzzle games, and just
about any other game you could
possibly think of. But his favorite
game of all time...
Close up of Link putting "Link to the Past" into his SNES,
then cut back to Link and Jake on the couch. As Jake says it,
the word "Link" pops up on screen with a ding.
JAKE (V.O.)
Was "The Legend of Zelda: A Link to
the Past." He loved the game so
much, his friends decided to give
him a nickname: Link. Well, okay, I
gave him the nickname. That's me
sitting next to him, there.
The word "Jake" pops up on screen with a ding.
JAKE (V.O.)
I look so awesome.
With yet another ding, the words "the Awesome" appear under
"Jake."
JAKE (V.O.)
See, I'm the one who got him hooked
on the game. I had met him at one
of his LAN parties, and I asked him
if he'd ever played Legend of
Zelda. He said no, and, well, the
rest is history. We used to play it
all the time, switching off
whenever one of us died. Those
truly were the glory days. But they
didn't last too long. You see, Link
discovered something else that
changed the course of his life
forever...
Close-up of a bottle of tequila.
JAKE (V.O.)
Booze.
Ding. "Booze" appears on screen. We see a drunken party going
on in the living room, while Link sits on the couch.
JAKE (V.O.)
The LAN parties became keggers...
EXT. LINK'S BACKYARD - NIGHT
There is a bonfire raging, as a group jumps and runs around
it drunkenly.
JAKE (V.O.)
The homework was lost in a tragic
accident involving some drunken
morons and a bonfire...
INT. LINK'S LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
Close-up of a hand turning the SNES off.
JAKE (V.O.)
And the Nintendo was turned off for
what seemed to be the last time.
We see Link putting his arm around SARA.
JAKE (V.O.)
Link, leaving behind the world of
video games, decided he would
someday become a history teacher.
He was soon accepted into his
college of choice, and he held one
of his famous keggers to celebrate.
He even found himself a girlfriend,
Sara.
"Sara" appears on screen, with a ding.
JAKE (V.O.)
To hear Link tell it, he and Sara
were soul mates. But, of course,
she didn't stick around very long,
once she realized just what kind of
guy she was dealing with.
As Jake says the previous line, Link lets go of Sara and
drunkenly grabs for another girl's ass. Sara slaps him and
runs off. Cut to show Link and Jake sitting next to each
other on the couch.
JAKE (V.O.)
Now, I couldn't just sit there
while my buddy was in pain. I had
to be the good friend. And I was
ready to say anything to make this
guy feel better.
JAKE
(drunk)
Don't worry, man, she wasn't good
enough for you anyway.
LINK
(also drunk)
Shit. Thanks, man, but shit. (beat)
You remember when we used to just
sit around, play Zelda all the
time?
JAKE
Yeah, man.
LINK
I miss that. I mean... who needs
chicks, right? When you got- when
you got Zelda, you don't need 'em.
JAKE
She wasn't good enough for you
anyway.
LINK
Damn right. (beat) I wish I were
Link.
JAKE
You are.
LINK
No, the real one. I wanna be...
fightin' monsters and shit. Savin'
the world. That's... that's where I
need to be.
JAKE
You should, man.
LINK
But no, I'm sitting here... drunk
off my ass, wishing I wasn't such
an idiot.
JAKE (V.O.)
Just then, Link had an idea. An
idea that would change the course
of his life... again. Some say it
was the booze talking. Some say he
was just rebounding from Sara. But
what do they know? I was there. I
saw the look in his eyes. And in
that moment, he wanted this more
than anything else in the world.
Who was I to say "no?"
LINK
Hey, I got it.
JAKE
What?
LINK
We do it like a scavenger hunt.
JAKE
(tripping over words)
Do what like a scavenger hunt?
LINK
We'll set it up some day. We...
we'll have the town be like the
game. Like Zelda. I- I'll- you come
wake me up, an- and, we'll- you'll
have the place all set up so I'm,
like, I'm playing the game.
Collecting boomerangs and shit.
JAKE
Yeah. That'd be awesome.
LINK
We should. We should do it.
JAKE
It'd take some work.
LINK
Oh, come on, man. You know I'd do
it for you.
JAKE
Alright. Alright, if you insist,
I'll set it all up.
LINK
Not now, though.
JAKE
What?
LINK
You gotta surprise me. I don't
wanna see it coming.
JAKE
(stunned)
Alright, I'll start working on it
then.
LINK
But not now.
JAKE
No, someday.
LINK
Yeah.
JAKE
When you're least expecting it.
Link grins.
LINK
Thanks, man.
Link puts his hand out and shakes Jake's hand. Freeze frame
as their hands meet.
JAKE (V.O.)
Historians will come to note this
as the worst mistake anyone has
ever made.
The word "DUMBASS" appears in bright flashing colors, along
with an arrow pointing at Link, as cheesy music plays.
FADE OUT.
MUSIC: "Go," The Apples in Stereo
OPENING CREDITS
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