
Spoiler sources include Zap2it.com RAMS, AICN, Wanda from E!, Schurry's site and various other sources. Again these spoilers may be true/may not be true.
1/31/02 - Ep. 14 spoilers
2/25/02 - Rest of the season spoilers
|
Episode 316 - Crash Liz: What are you doing? Max: Landing on Mars. Liz: I need a tuna melt, grilled cheese, fries on both and two malts and â¤" (looking at the â¤cookâ¤?) I cannot get used to the hat. Max works the grill. In an apron. And paper hat. Max: Just doing my part. Liz uses her BRAIN and comes up with the idea to get the Army van and the uniforms of the two guys by playing damsels in distress. I got the fell LIz was in charge at that point. She signals the guys and tells them when to act. She uses her MIND but as far as the Aliens are concerned that is Super Power. LOL Yes the second Major shoots the Major in the head. These were the same guy who were gonna kill Colonel Ted, Connie, break Michael's fingers. I don't think Max and Michael knew he was going to get shot in the head. They just put him there for a live body to replace Colonel Ted, so people wouldn't get suspicious right away. NO mention of the Alien Pilot ONLY the cargo. That's our Pod Squad why the HELL ask questions. Diane is afraid because Phillip has her convinced they killed Tess. She thinks her children murdered a pregnant woman in cold blood. Yes we are down to 18. Max and Liz seem VERY happy. In fact SOMETHING happened in Who died and Chant down that made them closer. He isn't treating her like shit. They even share a look in this one at the end . They work together as a team again. Which worries the hell out of me not to get my hopes up for the last 2. Destiny and HOM are still VERY fresh in my mind Michael and Maria still seem wierd. Like not together but S1 together and at the end I think they are S2 together. BTW Michael and Connie share a kiss. Thought all the Candies would just LOVE that.
One thing to look forward to: Amy Deluca has 2 lines. Amy is around to sell her crap for the UFO festival. This episode, IMO, is a Michael-centric episode. Jeff and Max are building a relationship. He lets Max work the grill while Michael is AWOL. Jesse goes on his FIRST business trip out of town since he's been married. (Maybe TPTB didn't watch the New Years episode?) This episode revolves around a military crash. I do not like the way the military is protrayed in this episode. And I will absolutely not be watching this episode, especially when Soldiers and Sailors are dying so KHo can have freedoms. DREAMER SCENE!!!!!!!! A GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!! Max crosses over to Liz MAX: We'll meet at Michael's Hurry up. Liz: Be careful. If there is a ship there......... Max: Not a chance in HELL! Then they kiss MAx and Michael disguise themselves with Alien Masks to invade the Military LMAO And disguise their voice by taking hits of baloons. The special cargo fits into a duffle bag.... So I don't think it's Tess or their son. For the Candies: Our Dream couple are VERY considerate and APPRECIATIVE of each other I wish there was only enough left of Tess to fit in a duffel bag. But sadly no the "cargo" isn't Tess. It ends with the Father and daughter riding off into the sunset and Max/Liz and Maria/Michael having a light shipper moment... and they have the cargo. Why was Michael fired? Because he missed work AGAIN.
NEVER said Tess was the pilot. What Diane saw "I'm positive PHillip. I don't know how she did it unless she walked through the wall and that's impossible." Phillip : Yeah it is. What about Max? Diane: Isabel says he's spending ALL his time with Liz. Phillip: Is that true? Isabel(comming out of the restraunt): I'll take care of him. Diane (frightened) : Who? Your father? Isabel: huh? The Valet, Mom. I'll get the tip. Isabel steps out of the frame leaving Diane SPOOKED. Kyle's still on the show?????
Tidbits in Order ACT ONE END ACT ONE ACT TWO ACT THREE ACT FOUR Liz Maira and Connie play damsel in distress beside Max's
car in the desert on the road to the base. |
|
Episode 317 - Four Aliens and a Baby spoilers THE CRASHED UFO Twisted, scorched metal supported by scaffolding and surrounded by a bank of lights. It's a surreal scene as six SCIENTISTS in bio-hazard suits swarm the vehicle like flies on a carcass. AIR FORCE OFFICER The scientist shakes his head. A buzz saw digs into the metal with a sickening WHIR. AIR FORCE OFFICER Another scientist calls out SCIENTIST All of the scientists leave their areas and congregate around the cockpit portion of the crashed UFO They hammer, hammer, hammer as the tiny opening, trying to crack it open. Suddenly, the UFO HUMS to life. The surprised scientists back away slowly. A CRUNCHING sound and a pneumatic HISS as a pressurized seal breaks, and a hatch slowly slides open. A bright light emits from the UFO's opening, washing over the scientists faces. The anticipation grows. The group leans in closer to see AIR FORCER OFFICER REVERSE TO REVEAL The ships only occupant A TINY, HUMAN INFANT Frail. Cooing. Swaddled in a fine white silk. The AIR FORCE OFFICER Reaches inside the craft for the baby. But just before he touches it, A LOUD BANG rings out. Heads whip in time to see another portion of the ship clang to the floor. AIR FORCE OFFICER Suddenly something erupts towards the men with a horrible SHRIEK and we slam cut to: OUTSIDE THE PLASTIC SHEETS THE ARMED MP'S Rush in, guns blazing BACK INSIDE. CAMERA HOLDS ON THE BABY Kicking his legs, oblivious to the chaos. Blood curdling screams come in bunches. AN otherworldly SCREECH accompanies the brutal attack. Gun shots ring out. Lights EXPLODE and SPARK, casting an eerie glow. Finally it's over. All is quiet. THE BABY Kick. Looks around. Then something FLASHES past frame. Moving too fast to see. And the baby is gone. WIDER Overhead shot reveals the extent of the carnage. Bodies and blood everywhere. Nothing moves. And in the middle of the maelstrom sits the cracked UFO. Conspicuously devoid of passengers. END OF TEASER
OK this brings out ALOT of thing in my mind. #2 When did Tess forget to mind warp? I already HEARD the she was just protecting her child. BUT last TIME I heard she could mind warp entire rooms of people. WHouldn;t that be easer implanting the memory it was empty and then her and the baby just walk out of there NOT WANTED MASS MURDERS?????? #3 WHY was Tess not on the ship with the baby. SCript says ONLY PASSENGER. Anyway I think this part is VERY telling. THey are setting her up as EVIL right fromt he bat. Gwen Tess SHOWS UP IN ROSWELL WITH SPOT The Pod Squad treat her buddy buddy Kyle asks if she breast feeds I meant Max Michael and Kyle. Sorry I'm trying to rescue the forums I don't have up yet and work at the same time. Don't know how much sense I'm gonna make. Isawhore just seems put off because Jesse is making her tell her parents Tess is being played by EdR. Michael's apartment now magically has a skylight! They know Tess is back becuse she leads a trail of blood back to the Valenti house. They baby is lying there in the middle of the blood bath. She brins the kids with her everywhere. OK she just kills a BUNCH of people and then she waddles up (like the duck she is) and is like lookeeee see I'm a mommy now. See! I have the baby. All that matters is the baby. Don't look at the me..a BABY right here, but I am holding the baby. So that makes me as important. Just keep looking at the baby. I dunno as a mom it's making me wanna puke. People that use thier kids to gain attention/sympathy piss me off to NO END. So what your the mother! It doesn;t make you as innocent as the baby! I don't even know if I am explaining it right.
Ep 17, Four Aliens and a Baby, Act III, Page 37, Writer's 2nd Maria: But you can't pretend to bury that part of your past. It happened. Even if she didn't show back up. It still happened. You have to deal with it and move on. (beat) Or walk right over to that guard and tell him where Tess is hiding. It's your decision, Liz. It's your life. Off Liz Scene 26 Omitted Scene 27 Int. Michael's Apt â Night Start of TV: A reporter does a stand up outside a roadblock at the edge of town, cars lined up behind him. Reporter: The truck was filled with three tons of explosives, five hundred pound bombs meant for B-52s. It was stolen earlier this evening. Air Force spokesman Major Peter Carlson warned people to stay in their homes, informing us that the military was setting up checkpoints on every road leading out of Roswell. They will not let this terrorist slip through their fingers. Max, Tess, Michael, and Kyle watch with rising anxiety. Tess: Nice cover story. Kyle: We're screwed. Max: No, we're not. Michael: What do you got? Max: I don' know yet. Helicopters whir overhead, their lights zeroing in and shining through Michael's skylight. Michael (agreeing with Kyle): We're screwed. Ep 17, Four Aliens and a Baby, Act III, Page 39, Writer's 2nd Michael: Just Snapple. Tess: Great. Kyle: Can't you breast feed? Scene 28 Ext. Road Block Night A line of cars wait to get through the military checkpoint. Two Humvees are parked on either side of the road, a sawhorse wrapped in barbed-wired between them. Armed MP's look under each car with extended mirrors. German shepherds are employed, looking for the appropriate scent. Max's Chevelle sits five cars deep in line. In the Car: Max and Michael sit in front. Tess and the baby are in back. Max: Here they come. Michael: You ready? Tess: I think so. Tess closes her eyes, concentrating. Just then, two MP's approach, German shepherds in tow. MP: Have any of you seen this woman? The MP holds up the surveillance photo of Tess. Reverse to his POV: We see Max and Michael But the back seat is empty! No sign of Tess, or the baby. Max: No, I haven't seen her. Suddenly, the German shepherds start barking. The MP's suspicions are raised. MP: Would you mind opening the trunk, sir? Page 40 Scene 28 Cont Max gets out of the car and opens the trunk. The dogs are going absolutely crazy. In the Car: We see Tess, eyes closed tight. She's clearly struggling to hold the mindwarp. Michael: (quietly) You okay back there? Max returns to the car. The MP peers inside one last time. His POV: The back seat is still empty. The MP pulls at the dogs leash. MP: Alright. You're clear to go through. But just as the MP begins to walk away from the car, the baby starts to cry. Tess looks up nervously. Max whips around, trying to calm him Max: Shh But it's too late. The MP walks back to the car and stares through the window. His POV: Tess and the baby are sitting in the backseat, clear as day. As he raises his weapon MP: Hold it right there! Off our kids, trapped END OF ACT THREE ACT IV Page 41 Scene 29 Ext Road Block Night The MP raises his weapon at Max's Chevelle MP: Get out of the car! Now! Tess: I'm sorry. I couldn't hold it Michael: Maxwell! Go! Go! Go! Max cuts the wheel and peels out, nearly knee-capping the MP. As the Chevelle squeals a U-turn and races out of there, several MP's run for their Humvees. In the Chevelle Michael leans out the window, raising his hand at The Two Humvees As the MP's pile in. Suddenly, the hood flies up. The engine sparking and smoking. The MP's dive out of the way. The second Humvee suffers the same fate. One of the MP's raises his gun and fires. Max: Get down! The Chevelle's trunk is hit! Tail lights explode. The side mirror is shattered. Tess shields the baby. Max whips his head around Max: Is the baby okay? Tess: Yes. Just get us out of here. Max guns it, racing back towards Roswell, the MP's unable to follow Scene 30 Int Evans House â¤" Living Room â¤" Night Isabel, Jesse, Philip and Diane. Diane and Philip are still trying to get their minds around all of this alien stuff |
|
Episode 318 - Graduation -Liz get's accepted to a college in Chicago. -Liz and Max make out. Max says that college girls are hot. -Max slips his hand under Liz's shirt...... -The Military watches a tape of Isabel using her powers in #16. They put Isabel under 24/7 watch and deadly force is authorized. -Liz touches a customer's hand while handing him a menu and sees something horrible. Max and Liz rush to save the customers kid before he jumps to his death. -Liz does not recommend to Smallville Salad.
-After Maria's first visit to Madame Vivian, Michael joins her for the next visit to show her that it's all crap. -Kyle asks his boss if he can be taken on as a partner at the garage. Boss doesn't seem that interested. -Max and Liz get nasty on Michael's couch |