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1/31/02 - Ep. 14 spoilers

2/25/02 - Rest of the season spoilers

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Episode 16

Episode 316 - Crash

Liz: What are you doing?

Max: Landing on Mars.
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Liz: I need a tuna melt, grilled cheese, fries on both and two malts and â¤" (looking at the â¤cookâ¤?) I cannot get used to the hat.

Max works the grill.  In an apron.  And paper hat.

Max: Just doing my part.

Liz uses her BRAIN and comes up with the idea to get the Army van and the uniforms of the two guys by playing damsels in distress.  I got the fell LIz was in charge at that point.  She signals the guys and tells them when to act.  She uses her MIND but as far as the Aliens are concerned that is  Super Power.  LOL

Yes the second Major shoots the Major in the head.  These were the same guy who were gonna kill Colonel Ted, Connie, break Michael's fingers.  I don't think Max and Michael knew he was going to get shot in the head.  They just put him there for a live body to replace Colonel Ted, so people wouldn't get suspicious right away.

NO mention of the Alien Pilot ONLY the cargo.  That's our Pod Squad why the HELL ask questions.

Diane is afraid because Phillip has her convinced they killed Tess.  She thinks her children murdered a pregnant woman in cold blood.

Yes we are down to 18.

Max and Liz seem VERY happy.  In fact SOMETHING happened in Who died and Chant down that made them closer.  He isn't treating her like shit.  They even share a look in this one at the end .  They work together as a team again.  Which worries the hell out of me not to get my hopes up for the last 2.  Destiny and HOM are still VERY fresh in my mind

Michael and Maria still seem wierd. Like not together but S1 together and at the end I think they are S2 together.

BTW Michael and Connie share a kiss.  Thought all the Candies would just LOVE that.

 

One thing to look forward to: Amy Deluca has 2 lines.

Amy is around to sell her crap for the UFO festival.

This episode, IMO, is a Michael-centric episode.

Jeff and Max are building a relationship.  He lets Max work the grill while Michael is AWOL.

Jesse goes on his FIRST business trip out of town since he's been married. (Maybe TPTB didn't watch the New Years episode?)

This episode revolves around a military crash.  I do not like the way the military is protrayed in this episode.  And I will absolutely not be watching this episode, especially when Soldiers and Sailors are dying so KHo can have freedoms.

DREAMER SCENE!!!!!!!!

A GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!

Max crosses over to Liz

MAX:  We'll meet at Michael's Hurry up.

Liz: Be careful.  If there is a ship there.........
Please don't get on it.

Max:  Not a chance in HELL!

Then they kiss

MAx and Michael disguise themselves with Alien Masks to invade the Military  LMAO  

And disguise their voice by taking hits of baloons.

The special cargo fits into a duffle bag.... So I don't think it's Tess or their son.

For the Candies:
Maria watches as Michael steps up.
MICHAEL: Sorry for suggesting you'd be better off dead.
Maria eyes him. Kisses him.  Leaves him stunned.
MARIA: Go.  Do a good thing.
MICHAEL: Yes.  I think I will.

Our Dream couple are VERY considerate and APPRECIATIVE of each other

I wish there was only enough left of Tess to fit in a duffel bag.  But sadly no the "cargo" isn't Tess.

It ends with the Father and daughter riding off into the sunset and Max/Liz and Maria/Michael having a light shipper moment... and they have the cargo.

Why was Michael fired?  Because he missed work AGAIN.  
IT is during the Crashfestival/UFO Convention, the place is packed.
Jeff is fed up.
He let's Max fill in.

NEVER said Tess was the pilot.

What Diane saw "I'm positive PHillip.  I don't know how she did it unless she walked through the wall and that's impossible."

Phillip : Yeah it is.  What about Max?

Diane: Isabel says he's spending ALL his time with Liz.

Phillip: Is that true?

Isabel(comming out of the restraunt): I'll take care of him.

Diane (frightened) : Who? Your father?

Isabel: huh?  The Valet, Mom.  I'll get the tip.

Isabel steps out of the frame leaving Diane SPOOKED.

Kyle's still on the show?????
Nope no Kyle  OR Valenti before someone asks

 

Tidbits in Order

ACT ONE
A Military Jet crashed into a UFO
THE CRASHFEST IS BACK!!!!!!  (One CHAD cleared up)
Amy is selling Alien dodads at the Crashdown
Max is cooking at the crash.
Micheal is fired.
Jeff is warming up to Max.
Max is using his powers to make food.
Michael shows up and begs for his job back.
Until he hers there is a conference about the crash and then her runs away.
Isawhore is watching the press conference on TV
Diane shows up and Isaho isn't happy
She jokes with her mom about her great sex life
(YICK)
Press conference.
Military coverup.  It was just an experimental plane...
They haul the pilot's grown daughter out and procalim him a hero
Michael asks the wrong questions and they run away
but we find out that the pilot ejected safely from the crash because Michael found his helmet.

END ACT ONE

ACT TWO
Connie (the pilot's daughter.  She's in the military too) is sittin gin a dingy hotel room.  Staring at a pic of her and her dad.
Micheal broke in and tells her her father is alive shows heer the helmet and that he saw that the chair was ejected and her father was alive at least long enough to eject and get out.
She says she is a trained killer, and she could kick his ass and GET OUT, but the qeustions are now on her mind.
Jesse is having his FIRST out of town business trip (ONe chad closes another begins)
Phillip and Diane on cell phones.  Diane saw Isawhore use her powers.  She is with Phillip that they are hiding something.
Connie goes to the military and askes them about the helmet and gives it to them.
They tell her that her father was a traitor.
She leaves.
They decide she must be killed.

ACT THREE
Amy and Maria talking about Amy not being able to get more supplies for her Alien busniess. (No clue why that's in there)
Two army Major's go to the Crashdown and talk abotu breaking Michael's fingers to shut him up.
Maria is their waitress.
While they are there, Michael, Max Liz and Connie show up.  ANd grab Maira to help Get Connie's father out.
Max and Michael get on grey clothes and get Alien Masks form Amy's stand and talk with helium from baloons.  They threaten to kill the Colonel and Take one of the Major's from the Crashdown and terrorize him with their powers
THe Major cracks and tell's them where they are holding the pilot.

ACT FOUR

Liz Maira and Connie play damsel in distress beside Max's car in the desert on the road to the base.
They lure two military dudes over to think they are "gonna get some"
Liz signals and Max and Michael take out the soldiers
They break into the base.  Drive through the gate.
Dreamer and Candie dialogue insert here.
Colonel Ted Griffin is the pilot that hit the UFO.
The Major come into a locked room to expalin to Ted they intend to kill him.
Max talks his way past the guards.
Ted is all tied up with a bag over his head.
Michael is off getting the "cargo" they heard about.
Max gets Ted away.
The Major comes in to kill Colonel Ted
Max, Michael, and Colonel Ted haul ASS out of the base.
The One Major shoots "Ted" in the head,
BUT Max switched him for the MAjor they questions as Aliens.
Max, Michael, and Ted meet up at Michael's apartment with Liz, Maria, and Connie
BIG REUNION
Happy ending Father and Daughter take the soldier's vehicle MAx and Michael stole and ride off into the sunset.  (After the Aliens change the color that is)
Max & Liz - Maria & Michael  a very happy and close group.

Episode 17

Episode 317 - Four Aliens and a Baby spoilers
CAMERA FOLLOWS the officer as he pulls on his hood and passes two armed MP's. HE pushes through the plastic and gives us our first unimpeded view of it.

THE CRASHED UFO

Twisted, scorched metal supported by scaffolding and surrounded by a bank of lights.  It's a surreal scene as six SCIENTISTS in bio-hazard suits swarm the vehicle like flies on a carcass.

AIR FORCE OFFICER
Any signs of a door?  Or a cockpit?

The scientist shakes his head.  A buzz saw digs into the metal with a sickening WHIR.

AIR FORCE OFFICER
Hey be careful with that!  WE still want to reverse engineer this thing --

Another scientist calls out

SCIENTIST
Think I've got something

All of the scientists leave their areas and congregate around the cockpit portion of the crashed UFO They hammer, hammer, hammer as the tiny opening, trying to crack it open.

Suddenly, the UFO HUMS to life.  The surprised scientists back away slowly.  A CRUNCHING sound and a pneumatic HISS as a pressurized seal breaks, and a hatch slowly slides open.

A bright light emits from the UFO's opening, washing over the scientists faces.  The anticipation grows.  The group leans in closer to see

AIR FORCER OFFICER
Oh my god.

REVERSE TO REVEAL

The ships only occupant

A TINY, HUMAN INFANT

Frail. Cooing. Swaddled in a fine white silk.

The AIR FORCE OFFICER

Reaches inside the craft for the baby.  But just before he touches it, A LOUD BANG rings out.  Heads whip in time to see another portion of the ship clang to the floor.

AIR FORCE OFFICER
What the hell was that?

Suddenly something erupts towards the men with a horrible SHRIEK and we slam cut to:

OUTSIDE THE PLASTIC SHEETS
As a sickening spray of blood EXPLODES onto the plastic.  The scientists scramble, screaming in panic as they attempt to scatter.  But a monstrous shape whips through the plastic enclosure at blinding speeding mowing them down.

THE ARMED MP'S

Rush in, guns blazing

BACK INSIDE. CAMERA HOLDS ON THE BABY

Kicking his legs, oblivious to the chaos.  Blood curdling screams come in bunches.  AN otherworldly SCREECH accompanies the brutal attack.  Gun shots ring out.  Lights EXPLODE and SPARK, casting an eerie glow.  Finally it's over.  All is quiet.

THE BABY

Kick. Looks around.  Then something FLASHES past frame. Moving too fast to see.  And the baby is gone.

WIDER

Overhead shot reveals the extent of the carnage.  Bodies and blood everywhere.  Nothing moves.  And in the middle of the maelstrom sits the cracked UFO.  Conspicuously devoid of passengers.

END OF TEASER

 

OK this brings out ALOT of thing in my mind.  
#1 What ever the HELL Tess needs back there she could have gotten after she killed everyone.  Everyone was dead she had time to grab a few things if she needed it and run.  Hell she had just killed the entire building's worth of people.

#2 When did Tess forget to mind warp?  I already HEARD the she was just protecting her child.  BUT last TIME I heard she could mind warp entire rooms of people.  WHouldn;t that be easer implanting the memory it was empty and then her and the baby just walk out of there NOT WANTED MASS MURDERS??????

#3 WHY was Tess not on the ship with the baby. SCript says ONLY PASSENGER.

Anyway I think this part is VERY telling. THey are setting her up as EVIL right fromt he bat.

Gwen  

Tess SHOWS UP IN ROSWELL WITH SPOT

The Pod Squad treat her buddy buddy

Kyle asks if she breast feeds
Max is protective
Michael uses his powers to save her ass.

I meant Max Michael and Kyle.

Sorry I'm trying to rescue the forums I don't have up yet and work at the same time. Don't know how much sense I'm gonna make.

Isawhore just seems put off because Jesse is making her tell her parents

Tess is being played by EdR.
Don't know they name...yet
Everyone is very much alive at the end.

Michael's apartment now magically has a skylight!

They know Tess is back becuse she leads a trail of blood back to the Valenti house.

They baby is lying there in the middle of the blood bath.

She brins the kids with her everywhere.
You just have to understand how she's playing this mommy angle.  It's really GROSS

OK she just kills a BUNCH of people and then she waddles up (like the duck she is) and is like lookeeee see I'm a mommy now.

See!  I have the baby.  All that matters is the baby.  Don't look at the me..a BABY right here, but I am holding the baby.  So that makes me as important.  Just keep looking at the baby.

I dunno as a mom it's making me wanna puke.  People that use thier kids to gain attention/sympathy piss me off to NO END.  So what your the mother!  It doesn;t make you as innocent as the baby!

I don't even know if I am explaining it right.

 

Ep 17, Four Aliens and a Baby, Act III, Page 37, Writer's 2nd

Maria: But you can't pretend to bury that part of your past.  It happened.  Even if she didn't show back up.  It still happened.  You have to deal with it and move on. (beat) Or walk right over to that guard and tell him where Tess is hiding.  It's your decision, Liz.  It's your life.

Off Liz

Scene 26 Omitted

Scene 27 Int. Michael's Apt â Night

Start of TV: A reporter does a stand up outside a roadblock at the edge of town, cars lined up behind him.

Reporter: The truck was filled with three tons of explosives, five hundred pound bombs meant for B-52s.  It was stolen earlier this evening.  Air Force spokesman Major Peter Carlson warned people to stay in their homes, informing us that the military was setting up checkpoints on every road leading out of Roswell.  They will not let this terrorist slip through their fingers.

Max, Tess, Michael, and Kyle watch with rising anxiety.

Tess: Nice cover story.

Kyle: We're screwed.

Max: No, we're not.

Michael: What do you got?

Max: I don' know yet.

Helicopters whir overhead, their lights zeroing in and shining through Michael's skylight.

Michael (agreeing with Kyle): We're screwed.

Ep 17, Four Aliens and a Baby, Act III, Page 39, Writer's 2nd

Michael: Just Snapple.

Tess: Great.

Kyle: Can't you breast feed?

Scene 28 Ext. Road Block Night

A line of cars wait to get through the military checkpoint.  Two Humvees are parked on either side of the road, a sawhorse wrapped in barbed-wired between them.

Armed MP's look under each car with extended mirrors. German shepherds are employed, looking for the appropriate scent.  Max's Chevelle sits five cars deep in line.

In the Car:

Max and Michael sit in front.  Tess and the baby are in back.

Max: Here they come.

Michael: You ready?

Tess: I think so.

Tess closes her eyes, concentrating.  Just then, two MP's approach, German shepherds in tow.

MP: Have any of you seen this woman?

The MP holds up the surveillance photo of Tess.

Reverse to his POV:

We see Max and Michael  But the back seat is empty!  No sign of Tess, or the baby.

Max: No, I haven't seen her.

Suddenly, the German shepherds start barking.  The MP's suspicions are raised.

MP: Would you mind opening the trunk, sir?

Page 40

Scene 28 Cont

Max gets out of the car and opens the trunk.  The dogs are going absolutely crazy.

In the Car:

We see Tess, eyes closed tight.  She's clearly struggling to hold the mindwarp.

Michael: (quietly) You okay back there?

Max returns to the car.  The MP peers inside one last time.  His POV: The back seat is still empty.  The MP pulls at the dogs leash.

MP: Alright.  You're clear to go through.

But just as the MP begins to walk away from the car, the baby starts to cry.  Tess looks up nervously.  Max whips around, trying to calm him

Max: Shh

But it's too late.  The MP walks back to the car and stares through the window.  His POV: Tess and the baby are sitting in the backseat, clear as day.  As he raises his weapon

MP: Hold it right there!

Off our kids, trapped

END OF ACT THREE

ACT IV Page 41

Scene 29 Ext Road Block Night

The MP raises his weapon at Max's Chevelle

MP: Get out of the car! Now!

Tess: I'm sorry.  I couldn't hold it

Michael: Maxwell! Go! Go! Go!

Max cuts the wheel and peels out, nearly knee-capping the MP.  As the Chevelle squeals a U-turn and races out of there, several MP's run for their Humvees.

In the Chevelle

Michael leans out the window, raising his hand at

The Two Humvees

As the MP's pile in.  Suddenly, the hood flies up.  The engine sparking and smoking.  The MP's dive out of the way. The second Humvee suffers the same fate.

One of the MP's raises his gun and fires.

Max: Get down!

The Chevelle's trunk is hit!

Tail lights explode.  The side mirror is shattered.  Tess shields the baby.  Max whips his head around

Max: Is the baby okay?

Tess: Yes.  Just get us out of here.

Max guns it, racing back towards Roswell, the MP's unable to follow

Scene 30 Int Evans House â¤" Living Room â¤" Night

Isabel, Jesse, Philip and Diane.  Diane and Philip are still trying to get their minds around all of this alien stuff

Episode 18

Episode 318 - Graduation
<Maria visits Madame Vivian again.  She tells her that she will not be with Michael.

-Liz get's accepted to a college in Chicago.

-Liz and Max make out.  Max says that college girls are hot.

-Max slips his hand under Liz's shirt......

-The Military watches a tape of Isabel using her powers in #16.  They put Isabel under 24/7 watch and deadly force is authorized.

-Liz touches a customer's hand while handing him a menu and sees something horrible. Max and Liz rush to save the customers kid before he jumps to his death.

-Liz does not recommend to Smallville Salad.

 

-After Maria's first visit to Madame Vivian, Michael joins her for the next visit to show her that it's all crap.

-Kyle asks his boss if he can be taken on as a partner at the garage.  Boss doesn't seem that interested.

-Max and Liz get nasty on Michael's couch 

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