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Jane Kaczmarek

Biographical Info

Although she has played numerous other roles, she is
perhaps best know for her role as Lois Wilkerson,
the loud mouthed mother on Malcolm In The Middle.

Favorite Quotes


"They're just boobs lady, you see them in the mirror every morning, and I'm willing to bet that yours are a lot nicer than mine."

(In response to Francis asking why he is at Military school)
"Well it certainly wasn't to undermine my authority, and if I'm not mistaken you're undermining my authority"

Filmography

Tracey Ullman in the Trailer Tales (2003) (TV) .... Jane Kaczmarek
Jenifer (2001) (TV) .... Valerie Estess
"Malcolm in the Middle" (2000) TV Series .... Lois
Wildly Available (1999) .... Rita Goodman
Pleasantville (1998) .... David and Jennifer's Mom
Spittin' Image, The (1997)
"Cybill" (1995) TV Series .... Holly (1996)
Apollo 11 (1996) (TV) .... Jan Armstrong ... aka Apollo 11: The Movie (1996) (TV)
Educating Mom (1996) (TV)
Chamber, The (1996) .... Dr. Anne Biddows
Without Warning (1994) (TV) .... Dr. Caroline Jaffe
"Big Wave Dave's" (1993) TV Series .... Karen Fisher
"Equal Justice" (1990) TV Series .... Linda Bauer
Equal Justice (1990) (TV) .... Linda Bauer
All's Fair (1989) .... Linda ... aka Skirmish (1989) (USA)
Spooner (1989) (TV) .... Gail Archer
Journey Into Genius (1988) (TV) .... Susan Glaspell ... aka Eugene O'Neill: Journey Into Genius (1988) (TV)
D.O.A. (1988) .... Gail Cornell
Vice Versa (1988) .... Robyn
Three Kings, The (1987) (TV) .... Dr. Paula Bolet
"I'll Take Manhattan" (1987) (mini) TV Series .... Nina Stern
Christmas Gift, The (1986) (TV) .... Susan
Right of the People, The (1986) (TV) .... Alicia
"Hometown" (1985) TV Series .... Mary Newell Abbott
Heavenly Kid, The (1985) .... Emily ... aka Heavenly Kid (1985) (UK: video box title)
Door to Door (1984) .... Katharine Holloway
Falling in Love (1984) .... Ann Raftis
Flight 90: Disaster on the Potomac (1984) (TV) .... Donna Olian ... aka Flight No. 90 (1984) (TV) ... aka Florida Flight 90 (1984) (TV)
Something About Amelia (1984) (TV) .... Mrs. Hall
"Paper Chase, The" (1978) TV Series .... Connie Lehman (1983) ... aka "Paper Chase: The Fourth Year, The" (1985) (USA: new title) ... aka "Paper Chase: The Graduation Year, The" (1986) (USA: new title) ... aka "Paper Chase: The Second Year, The" (1983) (USA: new title) ... aka "Paper Chase: The Third Year, The" (1984) (USA: new title)
Uncommon Valor (1983/I) .... Mrs. Wilkes
For Lovers Only (1982) (TV) .... Margie Spoleto

Filmography as: Actress, Herself, Notable TV Guest Appearances

Herself - filmography

Intimate Portrait: Joan Van Ark (2002) (TV) .... Herself
America: A Tribute to Heroes (2001) (TV) .... Herself

Filmography as: Actress, Herself, Notable TV Guest Appearances

Notable TV Guest Appearances

"Sharon Osbourne Show, The" (2003) playing "Herself" 19 September 2003
"Simpsons, The" (1989) playing "Judge Constance Harm" (voice) in episode: "Brake My Wife, Please" (episode # 14.20) 11 May 2003
"Simpsons, The" (1989) playing "Judge Constance Harm" (voice) in episode: "Barting Over" (episode # 14.11) 16 February 2003
"Mad TV" (1995) playing "Herself" 28 September 2002
"E! News Live" (2002) playing "Herself" 18 September 2002
"Simpsons, The" (1989) playing "Judge Constance Harm" (voice) in episode: "Brawl in the Family" (episode # 13.7) 6 January 2002
"Simpsons, The" (1989) playing "Judge Constance Harm" (voice) in episode: "The Parent Rap" (episode # 13.2) 11 November 2001
"Felicity" (1998) playing "Carol Anderson" in episode: "The Biggest Deal There Is" (episode # 2.23) 24 May 2000
"Felicity" (1998) playing "Carol Anderson" in episode: "Happy Birthday" (episode # 1.18) 27 April 1999
"Felicity" (1998) playing "Carol Anderson" in episode: "Todd Mulcahy: Part 2" (episode # 1.14) 16 February 1999
"Felicity" (1998) playing "Carol Anderson" in episode: "Todd Mulcahy: Part 1" (episode # 1.13) 9 February 1999
"Party of Five" (1994) playing "Helene Thompson" in episode: "Stand by Me" (episode # 5.14) 3 February 1999
"Felicity" (1998) playing "Carol Anderson" in episode:
"Friends" (episode # 1.12) 26 January 1999
"Practice, The" (1997) playing "Pamela" in episode: "Part IV" (episode # 1.4) 25 March 1997
"Practice, The" (1997) playing "Pamela" in episode: "Trial and Error" (episode # 1.3) 18 March 1997
"Frasier" (1993) playing "Maureen Cutler" in episode: "Dad Loves Sherry, the Boys Just Whine" (episode # 4.9) 7 January 1997
"Cybill" (1995) playing "Holly" in episode: "Bachelor Party" (episode # 3.13) 6 January 1997
"Frasier" (1993) playing "Maureen Cutler" in episode: "Police Story" (episode # 3.20) 23 April 1996
"Touched by an Angel" (1994) playing "Bonnie Bell" in episode: "Out of the Darkness" (episode # 2.17) 17 February 1996
"Party of Five" (1994) playing "Helene Thompson" in episode: "Strange Bedfellows" (episode # 2.14) 24 January 1996
"Picket Fences" (1992) playing "Janice Neiman" in episode: "Heroes and Villains" (episode # 3.16) 3 March 1995
"Party of Five" (1994) playing "Helene Thompson" in episode: "In Loco Parentis" (episode # 1.17) 1 February 1995
"L.A. Law" (1986) playing "Cass' Atty. Gershonwood" in episode: "Whose San Andreas Fault Is It, Anyway?" (episode # 8.16) 24 March 1994
"Law & Order" (1990) playing "Janet Rudman" in episode: "Censure" (episode # 4.14) 2 February 1994
"Monty" (1994) playing "Nickerson" in episode: "Wild, Wild Willy and His O.K. Corral" (episode # 1.7)
"Crazy Like a Fox" (1984) in episode: "Pilot" (episode # 1.1) 30 December 1984
"Hill Street Blues" (1981) playing "Off. Clara Tilsky" in episode: "Nutcracker Suite" (episode # 4.19) 15 March 1984
"Hill Street Blues" (1981) playing "Off. Clara Tilsky" in episode: "The Count of Monty Tasco" (episode # 4.18) 8 March 1984
"Hill Street Blues" (1981) playing "Off. Clara Tilsky" in episode: "The End of Logan's Run" (episode # 4.17) 1 March 1984
"Hill Street Blues" (1981) playing "Off. Clara Tilsky" in episode: "Parting Is Such Sweep Sorrow" (episode # 4.16) 16 February 1984
"Hill Street Blues" (1981) playing "Off. Clara Tilsky" in episode: "The Other Side of Oneness" (episode # 4.15) 9 February 1984
"Hill Street Blues" (1981) playing "Off. Clara Tilsky" in episode: "Grace Under Pressure" (episode # 4.14) 2 February 1984
"Scarecrow and Mrs. King" (1983) playing "Penny/Princess Salana Sharese Khan" in episode: "Always Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth" (episode # 1.6) 14 November 1983
"Remington Steele" (1982) playing "Barbara Troy Dannon" in episode: "Altared Steele" (episode # 2.4) 11 October 1983
"St. Elsewhere" (1982) playing "Sandy Burns" in episode: "Family History" (episode # 1.13) 8 February 1983
"St. Elsewhere" (1982) playing "Sandy Burns" in episode: "Release" (episode # 1.12) 1 February 1983(br) "St. Elsewhere" (1982) playing "Sandy Burns" in episode: "Graveyard" (episode # 1.11) 18 January 1983