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US Season 3 Episode Summaries

Below is a list of episodes that I have reviewed for this season. I have used the numbering system from Dean Bedford's site for easy reference. And just in case you don't have his episode numbers memorized, I've also given a listing of the players and games for the episode. To read the full review, just click on the episode number.

197
Cast
: Wayne Brady, Kathy Greenwood, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles, and Drew Cary
Weird Newscasters: Colin = anchor; Kathy (co-anchor) = Colin's nagging overbearing wife; Wayne (sports) = Munchkins from The Wizard of Oz; Ryan (weather) = Shows why he's known as Mr. Sexual Harassment
Song Styles: Wayne sings to Maureen, the editor of Teen Style magazine, in the style of Sisqo
Scenes from a Hat: [scenes = bad things to do during an earthquake, graffiti found in the White House bathroom, rejected name for bras, unfortunate wedding night confessions, inappropriate comments to give your mother, what Drew is thinking right now]
What are You Trying to Say?: Ryan is fitting Colin for a suit
Party Quirks: Kathy = hosts; Wayne = island tribal chief and his interpreter; Colin = thinks people's butts are sandwiches; Ryan = drag queen sporting a major attitude
Irish Drinking Song: Wayne, Drew, Colin, and Ryan sing about Drew
Credits: Colin = angry director; Kathy = bad-tempered film star complaining about her co-stars

198
Cast
: Wayne Brady, Chip Esten, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles, and Drew Carey
Let's Make a Date: Chip = contestant; Wayne = evil horror movie doll Chucky; Colin = cowardly old bystander in a western; Ryan = relentless bounty hunter rounding up the infamous "Bald Men Gang"
Scene with Audience Member: Ryan and Colin as surgeons fighting over their attractive nurse Gizelle
Sound Effects: Ryan and Colin are cops in their squad cars
Motown Group: Wayne, Chip, and Ryan sing "Do the Sewer Worker"
Three-Headed Broadway Star: Wayne, Drew, and Ryan sing "You are my Butterstick" to Chrissie
Credits: Ryan and Colin with the women from the Sound Effects game

199
Cast
: Wayne Brady, Chip Esten, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles, and Drew Carey
Hollywood Director: Colin = director; Chip = government scientist building a Robocop; Ryan = Robocop; Wayne = high tech thief trying to steal Robocop [styles: clueless teenage girls; 70s disco dancers; lustfully]
Duet: Wayne and Chip sing to Maria the hula instructor in the style of Van Halen
Narrate: Ryan and Colin in the Oval Office
Themed Restaurant: Chip and Wayne having a high power business luncheon served by waiters Ryan and Colin at an Olympic themed restaurant
Greatest Hits: Songs of the firefighter; Ryan and Colin sell; Wayne and Chip sing
Three-Headed Broadway Star: Wayne, Drew, and Ryan sing "Whenever I See Your Teeth" to Meiko
Credits: All four = taking hula lessons from Maria

200
Cast
: Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles, and Drew Carey
Weird Newscasters: Greg = anchor; Colin = (co-anchor) frat boy cruising in a car with his buddies; Wayne = (sports) in a Miss Fitness USA pageant; Ryan = (weather) Inca high priest who must sacrifice a virgin
Sound Effects: Ryan and Colin as two sleeping firefighters when an alarm sounds in the station house
Song Styles: Wayne sings about a coffee grinder in the style of a Rocky Horror song and dance backed by the others
Newsflash: Ryan and Greg anchor; Colin = field reporter in front of bathing beauties
Irish Drinking Song: All four sing about voting for Ross Perot
World's Worst: Things to say on a romantic date; Greg, Drew, Colin, and Ryan
Credits: All four = men desperate for money at a horse race

201
Cast
: Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles, and Drew Carey
Survival Show: Post Office setting; all four
Scenes from a Hat: [scenes = when it's unwise to say I don't care to her; people you wish would just shut up; men that women don't seem to go for; pickup lines of the elderly; things you shouldn't do when confronted with a street gang; things you shouldn't joke about with your girlfriend's mother; difficult things to sell door to door]
Reunion: Greg, Colin, and Ryan = drill sergeants
Greatest Hits: Songs of the Safari; Ryan and Colin sell; Wayne sings
Props: Colin and Wayne = foam disk with 2 cyclinders hanging from 1 side; Drew and Ryan = 2 green foam shapes looking like the letter P
Credits: Ryan = Dr. Frankenstein; Colin = his monster being taught to read

202
Cast
: Brad Sherwood, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles, and Drew Carey
Let's Make a Date: Brad = contestant; Wayne = the Wicked Witch of the West and her flying monkey army; Colin = drunk fireman responding to a call; Ryan = goldfish in a bowl of water with a 5 second memory
Duet: Brad and Wayne sing to Kim who sells light bulbs in the style of a Jewish wedding
Infomercial: Ryan and Colin sell products to remove cellulite
Scenes Cut from a Movie: all four [movies: Psycho; Showgirls; Pulp Fiction; Forrest Gump; Saving Private Ryan; Caddyshack; Braveheart]
Irish Drinking Song: all four sing about having slept with an ugly woman
Foreign Film Dub: French action film "Un-hunh"; Wayne acts (Brad translates); Drew acts (Ryan translates)
Credits: all four = Wicked Witches of the West

204
Cast
: Wayne Brady, Kathy Greenwood, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles, Drew Carey
Film and Theater Styles: Mad scientist, Colin, comes home to find his wife, Kathy, in bed with his latest creation, Ryan. [styles: Brady Bunch; Indiana Jones; Spanish soccer telecast; Crocodile Hunter; melodrama; Jeopardy]
Song Styles: Wayne sings to Cyrus, a retired merchant marine, as Mae West
Narrate: in an operating room
Newsflash: Kathy and Ryan = anchors; Colin = field reporter at a 1940s strip club
Motown Group: Wayne, Colin, and Ryan sing "Do the Navy Seal"
Hoe-down: lottery; Wayne, Drew, Colin, and Ryan
Credits: Colin = news reporter unaware that the others are stripping and wearing tassels behind him

205
Cast
: Wayne Brady, Robin Williams, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles, and Drew Carey
Hollywood Director: Colin = director; Robin and Ryan = chefs in an Italian restaurant, making pizzas and dealing with rodents; Wayne = exterminator [styles: hillbillies; Riverdance; lust]
Duet: Wayne and Robin sing to Jeremy, the air traffic controller, Gospel style
Party Quirks: Colin = host; Wayne = a sitcom with Richard Simmons, Charo, and Mr. T as roommates; Robin = fashion police rounding up citizens for crimes against fashion; Ryan = thinks people's butts are Magic 8-balls
Scenes from a Hat: [scenes = unlikely superheroes; world's worst subject for an interpretive dance; if entertainers worked funerals; famous Hollywood roles as played by Carol Channing; things you don't expect to hear when you put a seashell to your ear; bad choices to make when a genie grants you three wishes; inappropriate anecdotes for a talk show; what Robin is thinking right now]
Props: Wayne and Robin = 2 black and white shag pile carpet samples; Ryan and Drew = 2 large stylized question marks
Credits: all four = Riverdancers

206
Cast
: Wayne Brady, Chip Esten, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles, and Drew Carey
Superheroes: crisis = pit bulls running loose; Colin = Dog Catcher Boy; Ryan = Body Parts Constantly Falling Asleep Boy; Chip = Captain Cossack; Wayne = the Tae Bo Kid
Duet: Chip and Wayne sing to Phyllis as the BeeGees
Scenes from a Hat: [scenes = pick-up lines that are doomed to fail; things to say that will always start a fight; the shortest book ever written; disturbing sayings found on your grandmother's knitted throw pillows; what they really talk about in football huddles; newspaper headlines we'd like to see]
Whose Line: Ryan = Robin Hood; Colin = Maid Marian
Greatest Hits: Songs of Women; Ryan and Colin sell; Chip and Wayne sing
Three-Headed Broadway Star: Wayne, Drew, and Ryan sing "Don't Touch My Blowhole"
Credits: Wayne and Chip = two old Vaudeville performers

207
Cast
: Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles, and Drew Carey
Let's Make a Date: Greg = contestant; Wayne = movie trailer voice over; Colin = terrified turkey just before Thanksgiving; Ryan = pair of jealous redneck twins
Multiple Personalities: Ryan, Colin, and Greg lost in a mall [map = Elvis Presley; canteen = John Wayne; binoculars = Beavis and Butthead]
Hats: Ryan and Colin; Greg and Wayne
Props: Greg and Wayne = yard-long foam strip with foam cones along 1 side; Ryan and Colin = 2 children's crawl-through tunnels
Dead Bodies: Braveheart; Ryan = evil lord; Sara (audience member) = Braveheart's captured wife; Greg = Braveheart; Colin moves bodies
Scene to Rap: at the beauty salon
Sit Stand Bend: Ryan = Godfather; Colin = Godfather's violent son; Drew = rival gangster come to make peace with Godfather

208
Cast: Wayne Brady, Chip Esten, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles, and Drew Carey
Superheroes: crisis = no paper; Colin = Staple Gun Kid; Ryan = Malfunctioning Robot with an Attitude Boy; Chip = the Richard Simmons Kid; Wayne = the South Park Kid
Duet: Chip and Wayne sing to Laina, the camp counselor, in the style of the Munchkins
Good Cop Bad Cop: Wayne = homeowner with a broken dishwasher; Ryan and Colin = dishwasher repairmen, formerly police officers who used the good cop / bad cop interrogation method [Ryan = good cop; Colin = bad cop]
Sound Effects: gets the call to build the ark just before the big storm hits; Ryan = Noah; Colin = Noah's wife
Irish Drinking Song: Drew Carey; all four
Props: Wayne and Chip = 2 blue foam brace {} shapes; Drew and Ryan = stuffed orange cone on a stick
Credits: Chip and Colin = chorus line girls in rehearsal bitching about their jobs

211
Cast
: Wayne Brady, Jeff Davis, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles, and Drew Carey
Let's Make a Date: Jeff = contestant; Wayne = all the members of the Klump family; Colin = angry neighbor whose relaxing bath keeps getting disturbed; Ryan = wary bird building its nest being repeatedly frightened away
Whose Line: Ryan = heroic gladiator trying to calm fellow panicky gladiator, Colin
Props: Wayne and Colin = pillow with curly Q hanging from one side; Ryan and Jeff = 2 large question marks
Sound Effects: Ryan and Colin = two Jedi Knights checking out their spaceships before attacking the Death Star
Duet: Jeff and Wayne sing to Timory, dental hygienist, in the style of Gospel
Hoe-down: the beach; Wayne, Drew, Colin, and Ryan
Credits: Colin = angry neighbor

217
Cast: Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles, and Drew Carey
Weird Newscasters: Greg (anchor); Colin = talking parrot (co-anchor); Wayne = aggressive old drunk who used to do the sports (sports); Ryan = Siegfried and Roy whose act is going dangerously wrong (weather)
Two Line Vocabulary: Ryan = the President who has just been caught with a woman; Colin = President's female press secretary; Greg = President's advisor
Party Quirks: Greg = host; Wayne = determined little old lady who likes tight butts; Colin = increasingly violent bouncer clearing the bar at closing time; Ryan = the third of each animal species trying to talk its way onto Noah's ark
Greatest Hits: Songs of the nurse; Ryan and Colin sell; Wayne sings
Three-Headed Broadway Star: Wayne, Drew, and Ryan sing "You Fill My Life with Jello"
Credits: all four = aliens looking down from their spaceship

218
Cast
: Wayne Brady, Chip Esten, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles, and Drew Carey
Superheros: crisis = no teleprompters; Colin = Presidential Candidate Man; Ryan = Toddler Doing Everything for the First Time Boy; Chip = the Mosh Pit Kid; Wayne = Can't Control His Stallion Man
Sound Effects: Ryan = captain of the Titanic; Colin = his new bride; getting romantic in their cabin moments before the iceberg is about to hit
Three-Headed Broadway Star: Wayne, Chip, and Colin sing "You Have a Beautiful Bald Spot"
Whose Line: Ryan = Delilah; Colin = Samson, angry with Delilah for cutting off his hair as the Philistine army approaches
Irish Drinking Song: All four sing about getting mugged
Helping Hands: Ryan = angry football coach (Colin = hands) trying to inspire quarterback, Drew, at halftime
Credits: all four = toddlers learning their first words

221
Cast
: Brad Sherwood, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles, and Drew Carey
Weird Newscasters: Colin = anchor; Brad (co-anchor) = aggressive fire and brimstone televangelist; Wayne (sports) = female dancer in a steamy rap video; Ryan (weather) = fifteen year old gawky teenager practicing making out
Doo-Wop: Do the Trucker; Wayne, Brad, and Ryan sing
Narrate: at the circus
Greatest Hits: Songs of the Beekeeper; Ryan and Colin sell; Brad and Wayne sing
Props: Brad and Colin = 2 yellow hollow shark fin shapes; Drew and Ryan = 2 inflatable blue cylinders attached to red pillow-like disks with cords running from the top of the cylinders to underneath the pillows
Credits: Colin on a rooftop shouting out why he's going to jump

227
Cast
: Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles, and Drew Carey
Superheroes: crisis = out of doughnuts; Greg = Imaginary Friend Boy; Ryan = the Breakup and Makeup Kid; Colin = the Overly Sensitive Kid; Wayne = Matrix Boy
Song Styles: Wayne sings to Robin, the Candy Girl, in the style of Louis Armstrong
Mission Improbable: mowing the lawn; Ryan and Colin = secret agents; Greg = voice on tape
Scenes from a Hat: [scenes = If you could fast-forward in real life; How today's issues would be handled on the Brady Bunch; Improper etiquette when meeting the Queen; The good news and the bad news; Pull the string on the Drew Carey doll and it says....; Announcements that will cause this audience to go wild]
Hoe-down: rock stars; Wayne, Drew, Colin, and Ryan
Credits: Ryan = evil hypnotist trying to hypnotize the viewers

229
Cast
: Wayne Brady, Chip Esten, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles, and Drew Carey
Superheroes: crisis = no more BeeGees; Colin = Disco Boy; Ryan = Captain Hummingbird; Chip = Lap Dance Kid; Wayne = Barroom Brawler
Duet: Wayne and Chip sing to Chris, an accountant's assistant, in the style of a line dance song
Scenes Cut from a Movie: all four [movies = Braveheart; Exorcist; Free Willy; Star Wars]
Greatest Hits: Songs of the Cowboy; Ryan and Colin sell; Wayne and Chip sing
Hoe-down: plastic surgery; Chip, Drew, Colin, and Ryan
Credits: Wayne and Chip = two blues singers riffing in a bar

Statistics
Summary Tables: the number of episodes appearances and the number of games played by each performer this season.

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