Title: Anything You Can Do...
Author: Kristen
Disclaimers: Don't own, so please don't sue
Distribution: Sure, go ahead, just tell me first
Spoilers: Don't think so
Feedback: A MUST!!! I love it love it love it...I mean who in their right mind would say no to feedback??? Good or Bad I embrace it all
Authors Note: Procrastinating studying for my Bio Final...again...what can I say, this scenario has been running through my brain for 3 days now, and well Bio is just not as fun as C/A...then again not much else is...I'll shut up now and let you get onto the fic...

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"Angel, you're doing it all wrong."

"And I suppose you could do better?"

"My lipstick could do better."

"Well maybe if you weren't so whiny I could do it better."

"Why don't you let me try."

"Oh now your saying your better at it then me?"

"Not to brag or anything..."

"Cordy I've been around for 250 odd years, do you know how many times I've done this?"

"Oh god, lets not rehash that..."

"I mean we may not had as many new ways as there are now, but Darla and I did it in our own way. Sometimes Dru and Spike would help."

"Ok reliving past vamp life is not helping now."

"Well I did do it with Buffy."

"Yeah I know."

"It was only once."

"Yeah, yeah...less talking more action, I'm getting a little restless here."

"I'm just saying I've done this lots of times."

"Yeah, I know, and right now I'd care not to think about that there are more pressing matters at hand."

"I know, I'm trying, it's difficult, you're adding all this unneccissary pressure and it makes it more difficult to do this."

"It's not that difficult, all you do is put that long thing in the hole and move it around a bit."

"It's a bit more complicated then that, it takes a lot of concentration."

"Why does everything have to be so serious with you. You make it sound like a matter of life and death."

"Well for some it can be."

"Not for us, we can conquer anything?"

"Even this?"

"This is a peice of cake, which reminds me, I'm hungry."

"Now you're thinking about your stomach?"

"I'm just saying..."

"As soon as we get this over with I'll make you something to eat."

"To make me forget how long it took you to do this?"

"No...hey this is very delicate operation."

"Whatever."

"Don't roll your eyes at me."

"I did not roll my eyes."

"Yes you did, there was major eye rolling going on."

"Get back to work."

"Now you're the boss? I'm the dominant one here missy, have you forgotten...I'm still grrrr"

"You're harmless."

"I'll show you how harmless I am."

"First lets get this over and done with before we go all macho ok? I'd like this to be over before the end of this century though."

"I can do this."

"It's okay if you can't, I mean it happens sometimes and don't growl at me Mr."

"Fine you think you can do better..."

"I know I can."

"How many times have you done it."

"Well a few times when I was in highschool, twice with Xander and a couple times just by myself. You'd be amazed how often this comes in handy."

"So I've been told."

"Come on give me that. Wow it's really cold and thicker then I thought, I'm not used to thinkgs this big."

"Hey, you make do, can you do it or not?"

"Of course."

"Well give it a try."

"Ok we just take it like this and position it like that, jiggle it around a bit and..."

"Wow, you really are good at this."

"Told you...Voila, done."

"Ok gotta hand it to you I never thought it was possible."

"Just next time we go looking into these spare bedrooms, bring an extra key or the jaws of life."

"Or you."

"Told you I could do it."

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