The Section Nursery
Welcome
to the Nursery, beware of the toy guns and possible live ammunition. Below are
the twisted nursery rhymes that have been warped with La Femme Nikita characters
and jargon. Read on with tongue firmly planted in cheek...beware there is a risk
of laughing so hard you may fall out of your chair....buckle up!
Michael
and Nikita
running through town
Upstairs and downstairs
In their black suits
getting help from Birky
Madeline and Ops
Are the Bad Guys cancelled yet?!???
Because it's Ten O'clock!
Written
by Ellen, Codename Morwenna
Ring
around the rosy
Pocket full of guns
Ashes, Ashes
We all get Cancelled
Written
by Codename: Mystra
Ring
around the rosie
A pocket full of petrosies
Ashes, Ashes,
We all fall down (and beat the crap out of him {petrosian} for calling Michael incompetent!)
Written
by Tel
Section,
Section quite contrary
How do your operatives grow?
With Surveillance, bullets and innocents all in a row.
Written
by Codename: Mystra
Nikita
had a gun
Whose casing was blue as satin
And everywhere that Nikita went, Section was sure to follow
Written
by Codename: Mystra
Around
Around Nikita goes
Where she stops only Section knows
Knock, knock little Nikita have you any guns?
Yes sir, yes sir 3 bags full
One for Michael, one for Madeline and one for Ops who lives down the lane...
Little
Nikita sat in her apartment
twisting and shaping some wire
Along came a phone call from who else
but Michael and scared little Nikita away
Operations
sat on a wall
Operations had a great fall
All the Section's Operatives especially Michael and Nikita wouldn't put Ops back
together again
Formerly
Row, Row, Row Your Boat
Kill, kill, kill the bad guys
quickly with precision
No humanity,
kill the innocent, life is but a dream
Written by Isabel
Formerly
Jack Be Nimble, Jack Be Quick
Nikita be accurate,
Nikita be quick,
Nikita jumped down a garbage chute
Written by Isabel
Formerly
Jack and Jill
Michael fell down
and Petrosian was found
and Angie was crumbled for nothing
Written by Isabel
