"Please, please, please don't shut off my cable! It's all I got. That and the smokes. And I'm cutting that back to 2 packs a day." "On Wednesday there's a documentry on bugs, eh. I have a feeling if I miss this one, I'm going to die." ~Billy Bicks

"Would you like a beer or do you just want to drink out of the toliet?" ~Chicken Lady

"Oh, this? I stole it from the little bar fridge. I'm hiding it...That fridge was locked? Gosh, no wonder it was so hard to open." ~Tanya

"It looks like the dog got your poo grandpa, I'm sorry."

"As I held that dying soldier in my arms, he said to me, 'At my funeral will you please play Bruce Springstein's Born in the USA, and play it on a Gimmel 100."

"Oh, do you do roller blading races?" ~Melanie