"It's very complicated madam. The ex girlfriends relocatation organization is an oragnization that relocates ex girlfriends. My, it's not that complicated afterall."

"Oh my God! He can read my thoughts. The old bastard can read my thoughts!"

"Boy, I must be drunker than I thought!"

"What a strange and curious thing the human mind is that we barely understand." ~Brian

"I've never reached for the moon or the stars, but I met all the goals that I set for myself. And now...Brown Stuff!" ~AT&Love boss

"Oh, come on! We've been coming here for 15 years, performing anal probs and all we've learned is one in ten doesn't seem to mind." ~Alien anal prober

"It's supossed to be a chicken, but it's also a kid. It's a chicken kid."

"You can't imagine how much issurance money you get when your old man is ground up for cat food. ~Judy

"All the labor of some poor Columbian boy tainted by your perversian" ~AT&Love boss

"Oh, blame it on the clown, Husk. It's easy to blame it on the clown." ~AT&Love boss

"I did sell these gentlemen a gazebo, because I am Mr. Her-ma-te-ow-ish."